KVR Audio

Aloysius · Post by **Aloysius** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 8:08 pm

cron wrote:Noting that Jennifer Lopez had a career upswing after rebranding as J-Lo, Pete Doherty pulled the same trick to tremendous success.

Not my joke, but too good not to recycle here.

P-Do

mcnelson · Post by **mcnelson** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 8:10 pm

Yamaha once made a MIDI enabled Motorbike.

thecontrolcentre · Post by **thecontrolcentre** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 8:36 pm

mcnelson wrote:Yamaha once made a MIDI enabled Motorbike.

I've got one ...

ghettosynth · Post by **ghettosynth** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 8:41 pm

mcnelson wrote:Yamaha once made a MIDI enabled Motorbike.

Yes, but it sucked because they tried to enhance the engine noise with FM.

Numanoid · Post by **Numanoid** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 8:46 pm

If all KVR users play the high C on their midi keyboard at once, it will throw the planet out of orbit, collision course with the moon

Tricky-Loops · Post by **Tricky-Loops** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 8:51 pm

It's called "black music" when you're only composing with the black keys of your keyboard!

Deep Purple · Post by **Deep Purple** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 8:54 pm

The telecaster was so called because Leo Fender was originally a TV repair man before he started making guitars.

bibz1st · Post by **bibz1st** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 8:57 pm

Before becoming famous, the Stereophonics used to be monophonic

Kriminal · Post by **Kriminal** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 9:03 pm

Musical comedies were invented by german bricklayers in 1857

Numanoid · Post by **Numanoid** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 9:05 pm

J-Lo sued Yello for looking to old, and affecting her sales

aMUSEd · Post by **aMUSEd** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 9:14 pm

Lady Gaga used to post at KvR as Lady J.

Aloysius · Post by **Aloysius** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 9:16 pm

Miss Information is sexist and therefore unharmonious.

Numanoid · Post by **Numanoid** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 9:17 pm

aMUSEd wrote:Lady Gaga used to post at KvR as Lady J.

+1 That's how she managed to fix a date with MaoMoonDog

Echoes in the Attic · Post by **Echoes in the Attic** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 9:17 pm

Unlike most internet forums, everyone at KVR gets along really really well. 'Cuz musicians are friendly.

ariston · Post by **ariston** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 9:17 pm

The Beatles' songs were never actually performed by The Beatles, but by a professional studio band called "The Beatles".

Let's spread some musical misinformation