KVR Audio

hibidy · Post by **hibidy** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 9:18 pm

Numanoid wrote:If all KVR users play the high C on their midi keyboard at once, it will throw the planet out of orbit, collision course with the moon

Hope it happens soon

Tricky-Loops · Post by **Tricky-Loops** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 9:21 pm

2 Brothers On The 4th Floor invented brostep!

Numanoid · Post by **Numanoid** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 9:22 pm

Deep Purple wrote:The telecaster was so called because Leo Fender was originally a TV repair man before he started making guitars.

Fender also moonlighted as a caster for the television show Rawhide, discovering Clint Eastwood in the process

aMUSEd · Post by **aMUSEd** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 9:23 pm

Dubstep was invented by a DJ accidentally playing Dub reggae at the wrong speed.

hibidy · Post by **hibidy** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 9:25 pm

Tricky-Loops wrote:It's called "black music" when you're only composing with the black keys of your keyboard!

To add, "black music" is actually completely identifiable ... especially by white people.

bibz1st · Post by **bibz1st** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 9:26 pm

I used to have two guitars but sold one, the one I kept was so upset it began to gently weep

bibz1st · Post by **bibz1st** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 9:29 pm

The viola is the offspring of a one night stand between a cello and a double bass

Tricky-Loops · Post by **Tricky-Loops** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 9:30 pm

The Amen break was invented in a church when a drummer got bored and used the organ pipes as drum sticks.

aMUSEd · Post by **aMUSEd** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 9:30 pm

Crunk and trap were invented as a scientific experiment to see how stupid a genre name could get before people stopped following it.

bibz1st · Post by **bibz1st** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 9:35 pm

Bongo skins are made from elephants foreskins and they never forget how many times you hit them

hibidy · Post by **hibidy** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 9:41 pm

aMUSEd wrote:Crunk and trap were invented as a scientific experiment to see how stupid a genre name could get before people stopped following it.

That's actually true

Tricky-Loops · Post by **Tricky-Loops** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 9:43 pm

Deep house was invented when divers were playing house music under water.

aMUSEd · Post by **aMUSEd** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 9:45 pm

hibidy wrote:
aMUSEd wrote:Crunk and trap were invented as a scientific experiment to see how stupid a genre name could get before people stopped following it.
That's actually true

So far the experiment appears to have failed.

stanlea · Post by **stanlea** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 9:46 pm

Morecow Bell is the great-grandson of Graham Bell.

Deep Purple · Post by **Deep Purple** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 9:56 pm

Country and Western originally did not have an 'o' in the phrase.

Let's spread some musical misinformation