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HanafiH · Post by **HanafiH** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 10:10 pm

Glassback wrote:By 'eck - scraping the dregs now!

The Blankety Blank Theme

By Ronnie Hazelhurst.

The most execrably banal sixty seconds of music ever created. It conveys neither emotion nor meaning or even a sense of mood. It is the anthem of cultural nihilism. Blankety Blank - aural Prozac.

clueless · Post by **clueless** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 10:13 pm

I take it you don't remember the theme tune to "That's My Boy"...

HanafiH · Post by **HanafiH** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 10:54 pm

clueless wrote:I take it you don't remember the theme tune to "That's My Boy"...

Mollie Sugden or Jimmy Clitheroe? Either way, close, but the original is still the latest.

Rock Hardbuns · Post by **Rock Hardbuns** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 11:53 pm

Firefly.. I loved the show, but the theme song melody was like a drunk gimp staggering away towards the horizon.

Steven West · Post by **Steven West** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 2:30 am

Too Close For Comfort
The New Soupy Sales Show
The Love Boat
Seinfeld
Everybody Loves Raymond

Yagushi · Post by **Yagushi** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 2:47 am

Oh, let's not forget "Malcolm in the Middle"...
I sure hope TMBG got paid handsomely for that rubbish...

mikemusicked · Post by **mikemusicked** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 3:08 am

My Mother the Car
Love Boat (again)
Love, American Style

what about the Duke Ellngton connection....

The starting chords of Bewitched are "Satin Doll"
The chords of Three's Company are "Don't Get QAround Much Anymore"

ross g · Post by **ross g** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 3:20 am

opiadream wrote:three's company
the facts of life
mr ed

if you shit on mr. ed, he's gonna shit back...

rg

toine6 · Post by **toine6** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 3:21 am

(Another vote for Friends)

- Charles In Charge
- Silver Spoons

androidlove · Post by **androidlove** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 3:23 am

Yagushi wrote:Oh, let's not forget "Malcolm in the Middle"...
I sure hope TMBG got paid handsomely for that rubbish...

i bust out into that tune on occasion

ross g · Post by **ross g** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 4:20 am

i gotta sick sense of humor i suppose... i think the "charles in charge" theme is funny as shit... "i want charles in charge of me..."

but the worst(best) song is from a saturday morn teen show from the 90's called "California Dreams"...it was some crap where they had a multi-racial/gender "band" that played at the local malt shoppe or some crap... the theme song went a little something like this:

surf dudes with attitudes...kinda groovey
laid back moods...
sky above, sand below...good vibrations
feelin' mellow...

don't wanna stop...
don't wake me up if i'm dreamin'
california dreams...
don't wanna know if i'm dreamin'
california dreams...
etc.....

(i'll be slitting my wrists from embarrassment about now...don't bother calling the authorities, it's been overdue...)

rg

Andywanders · Post by **Andywanders** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 4:44 am

Rock · Post by **Rock** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 6:39 am

Yeah Charles in Charge was awful... melody and lryics

Voidoid Surrealist · Post by **Voidoid Surrealist** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 8:47 am

ross g wrote:i gotta sick sense of humor i suppose... i think the "charles in charge" theme is funny as shit... "i want charles in charge of me..."

Conan O'Brien started to do a killer version of it on tonight's Emmy's:hihi:

androidlove wrote:
feyshay wrote:3's Company
you're not singin it with enough swagger. i lounge the crap outta that tune

Ah, but it's true potential was realized by Anal Cunt.

GaryG · Post by **GaryG** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 9:28 am

UK-specific: 'The Bill' is dire, used to be pretty cool when it was in a weird time-sig but now all blaring fake-horns...

Global: X-Files... I know it has a lot of fans but it just sounds like a ten minute dabble to me.

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