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bibz1st · Post by **bibz1st** » Mon Feb 16, 2015 12:47 pm

Elton Johns one time songwriting partner Bernie Taurpin was actually called Bernie Tarpaulin but changed his name as people kept using him to cover that big pile of rusting and rotting junk you keep in the back yard that you keep meaning to do something with but never seem to get the time.

BlueTooth4269 · Post by **BlueTooth4269** » Mon Feb 16, 2015 1:03 pm

Elvis didn't die, he went undercover to focus on his neurofunk side-project "Blubberfuck"

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Mon Feb 16, 2015 1:06 pm

george formbys original score for bladerunner was considered 'too risque' for cinema audiences and so was replaced last minute by the well known vangelis score.
the only recording of the formby version is kept in a sealed container in a guarded deep dark part of the vatican.

whyterabbyt · Post by **whyterabbyt** » Mon Feb 16, 2015 1:10 pm

vurt wrote:george formbys original score for bladerunner was considered 'too risque' for cinema audiences and so was replaced last minute by the well known vangelis score.
the only recording of the formby version is kept in a sealed container in a guarded deep dark part of the vatican.

Does it include "When Im cloning Wendys" ?

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Mon Feb 16, 2015 1:23 pm

IncarnateX · Post by **IncarnateX** » Mon Feb 16, 2015 1:30 pm

FL Studio is kinky and inspires your sex-life

Bitwig is a bit weak in this respect

However, you can track mermaids with Sonar and they'll sing when you swing your ding.

mutantdog · Post by **mutantdog** » Mon Feb 16, 2015 2:28 pm

Elton John met his songwriting partner at a festival of burning toupees.

foosnark · Post by **foosnark** » Mon Feb 16, 2015 3:10 pm

Skinny Puppy was founded by Nivek Ogre and cEvin Goblin.

bibz1st · Post by **bibz1st** » Mon Feb 16, 2015 4:44 pm

The Stray Cats "really were" a group of feral cats that got together through their love of rockabilly music

bibz1st · Post by **bibz1st** » Mon Feb 16, 2015 4:49 pm

You can get free Bitwig tutorials here http://www.nhs.uk/Pages/HomePage.aspx

mutantdog · Post by **mutantdog** » Mon Feb 16, 2015 5:26 pm

Bitwig 2.0 will be out soon and every bit as good as you hope.

foosnark · Post by **foosnark** » Mon Feb 16, 2015 5:31 pm

Video tutorials are always the best way to learn. When you get a new product, ignore the manual and hit YouTube.

It's important for video tutorials to have 90-second intros that establish the teacher's street cred and skill with video editing software, before explaining the tidbit of information that could have been explained in a sentence shorter than this one.

Refusing to use presets makes you a Real Pro Musician.

hibidy · Post by **hibidy** » Mon Feb 16, 2015 5:39 pm

Alternatively, there is no way you'll ever understand how to use a host unless you read EVERY SINGLE LINE in the manual (don't worry that it's never up to date)

Numanoid · Post by **Numanoid** » Mon Feb 16, 2015 5:47 pm

bibz1st wrote:The Stray Cats "really were" a group of feral cats that got together through their love of rockabilly music

As I remember they met even earlier auditioning for the backing band in the Aristocats movie, but got chased away

Deep Purple · Post by **Deep Purple** » Mon Feb 16, 2015 6:05 pm

Kanye West invested $100,000 dollars in buying the toilet that Elvis died on and had it gold plated and put an a pedistal made from the piano that John Lennon wrote "Imagine" on. Every time he flushes it, the contents of the bowel are sent straight to the CD pressing plant that makes his records.

Let's spread some musical misinformation