KVR Audio

foosnark · Post by **foosnark** » Tue Feb 17, 2015 7:38 pm

Tinnitus is caused by inadequate tin in the diet.

Arglebargle · Post by **Arglebargle** » Tue Feb 17, 2015 9:16 pm

Professional albums are created on non-Pro Tools DAWs.

Aloysius · Post by **Aloysius** » Tue Feb 17, 2015 9:23 pm

Ableton is the best sounding DAW.

garryknight · Post by **garryknight** » Wed Feb 18, 2015 12:09 am

Bieber recently discovered Audacity and is going to be working with One Direction on a psytrance album.

Hardock · Post by **Hardock** » Wed Feb 18, 2015 12:37 am

I will finish all my 70%...95% finished songs soon.

Hardock · Post by **Hardock** » Wed Feb 18, 2015 12:43 am

In order to get white noise you need to press all the white keys on your keyboard at once.

foosnark · Post by **foosnark** » Wed Feb 18, 2015 4:22 am

If you use white noise but not other kinds of noise, that might be racist.

Deep Purple · Post by **Deep Purple** » Wed Feb 18, 2015 1:16 pm

Pianos in America used to have 2 separate keyboards before the Civil Rights Act in 1964 - one for the while keys (at the front) and one for the black keys (at the back)

whyterabbyt · Post by **whyterabbyt** » Wed Feb 18, 2015 1:25 pm

Camel Audio was bought by Moby so Ben Gilett could act as his body double.

see.

moby ---

ben ---

DSmolken · Post by **DSmolken** » Wed Feb 18, 2015 1:49 pm

When the knights who say "NI" say "NI", it's actually short for Native Instruments.

garryknight · Post by **garryknight** » Wed Feb 18, 2015 7:29 pm

House music was invented by Hugh Laurie.

ksandvik · Post by **ksandvik** » Wed Feb 18, 2015 8:45 pm

Hardock wrote:In order to get white noise you need to press all the white keys on your keyboard at once.

Most producers have by now switched from white noise to black noise which is the new hype. Sounds fantastic -- if you could hear it.

Kriminal · Post by **Kriminal** » Wed Feb 18, 2015 9:04 pm

AdmiralQuality wrote: I'm selling the world's best VA softsynth.

http://www.kvraudio.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=6050244

stanlea · Post by **stanlea** » Wed Feb 18, 2015 9:06 pm

If I comes out from black noise and smells your ass, you'll hear black nose.

Hardock · Post by **Hardock** » Wed Feb 18, 2015 9:28 pm

Camel Audio was bought by John Marlboro

Gabba was invented by Hulk Hogan

As the market for VSTs is saturated, industry prepares to create new demand by:
1. introducing 128 bit plugins (they sound awesome!)
2. finally introduce surround sound
3. VSTs now come with minikeys!
4. UI update!

Saturation is the little sister of Distortion

By copying a cold digital VSTs several times, you get a more warm and analog sound from it.
(That only works with magnetic hard drives, not with SSD cards!)
Have a look in the market section of this forum!

Let's spread some musical misinformation