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topaz · Post by **topaz** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 5:09 pm

john

http://www.aisle16.co.uk/lukewright/1.mp3

arguru wrote:topaz wrote:

anything by the spice girlz
Wtf matt? spice girls rokc++.

...

but Gloria Estefan should burn in hell

Hewitt Huntwork · Post by **Hewitt Huntwork** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 5:17 pm

Glooper wrote:
Glassback wrote:
Hewitt Huntwork wrote:If anybody watched the British show "The Office", there was a song they used over the closing credits with the lyric "tthe handbags and the gladrags that your granddad had to sweat so you could buy"...

I don't know who it's by, but it is pure torture!
ROD FKIN STEWART!!!
Isn't it the Stereophonics playing it though...

Yeah I quite like that song too...

Ben

Yeah, Glass. No offense to Rod. I'd have recognized the voice if it was his version.

I do have to say it's hard to imagine they used the song because they thought it was good.

Whoomph · Post by **Whoomph** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 5:19 pm

The Doo Doo Doo, The Daa Daa Daa

That's all I'm goinna say .

--

I still Haven't put a proper sig here doo daa doo daa

wrench45us · Post by **wrench45us** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 5:30 pm

quite a few years ago I was in my basement waterproofing the concrete and the naptha solvent fumes got to me and I suddenly had the uncontrollable urge to switch to the country station and crank it up.

it was in that state that I heard a song about some poor guy's girl friend dying and how her voice was still on the answering machine and he played it over and over and her message was incorporated into the chorus.
i don't know the name of the song or the 'artist', and obviously it was so sick as to never reach the widespread popularity needed for these common lists of worse songs, but it was the worst in my memory.

SuitcaseOfLizards · Post by **SuitcaseOfLizards** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 5:50 pm

My votes for worst song:

#1: Paul Anka: "You're having my baby". Glad to see someone else hates it as much as I do.

#2: Steve Petty "Oh Sherrie". Worst song, worst guitar solo, worst lyrics. Only #2 because it's not as offensive as Paul Anka.

#3: "We Built This City", or as I like to sing the alternate lyrics, "This song is shitty, not rock and roll".

It doesn't get worse than that!

Voidoid Surrealist · Post by **Voidoid Surrealist** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 6:00 pm

woolyloach wrote:
#2: Steve Perry "Oh Sherrie". Worst song, worst guitar solo, worst lyrics.

OH GOD NOOOOOO!!! MY EARS! MY EARS! AAAARRRGHHHHGURGLEGURGLESPURTSPURT!!!!!!

Meffy · Post by **Meffy** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 6:03 pm

Wooly, you can thank my mate for reminding me of that turkey. But I find it loathly too. :-)

I now attempt to plumb the depths of hokey, bad, annoying, and otherwise despicable crime-oriented songs:

"Indiana Wants Me" -- R. Dean Taylor

(Lord, we can't go back there! Really.)

"The Night Chicago Died" -- Paper Lace

(Al Capone, be relieved that you died before this song came out.)

"Smackwater Jack" -- Carole King

(Carole KING?!?! What were you thinking? My eyes bug out to contemplate this.)

[edit] On reflection, these bother me not as much because they're horrid (which they are) but because they got such airplay. Couldn't the disk jockeys have found something better? Is dead air really all that terrible... by comparison? Ah, we'll never know how good things might've been, but for a little moderation.

tetraplan · Post by **tetraplan** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 6:03 pm

Glooper wrote:
topaz wrote: the chicken song
I sware I know the words for that....

Hold a chicken in the air...
stick a deck chair up your noise...
fly a jumbo jet...
and....erm. Disembody all your clothes.
Paint your left knee green.
errr...extract your wisdom teeth..
seomthing something something
and pretend your name is keith...

I just sang along to that.
Thank you very much, now I'm going to disembowl my... Um, don't remember.

The birdie song was worst, and was played way to much in crappy youth club discos when I was a wee kid.

On behalf of all of the Neitherlands, I apologise.
I also apologise for:
Father Abraham - The Smurf song
George Baker Selection - Una Paloma Blanca (well, and Lidl Kreen Beck, too).
The "pizzahut" one.
Cooldown Cafê's demoli^H^H^H^Hrendition of Hey Baby.
The "Who the f**k is Alice" one.
I'm sure there are others.

Groet, Erik

valley · Post by **valley** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 6:04 pm

Chicago : if you leave me now

How I hate that f**king song.

opiadream · Post by **opiadream** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 6:11 pm

valley wrote:Chicago : if you leave me now

How I hate that f**king song.

aaarrrrggggg
it's in my head now!

AND I'M OUT OF PAINKILLERS!

valley · Post by **valley** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 6:17 pm

Donovan Leitch - There Is A Mountain

there may well be a mountain, but there is no f**king excuse!

Meffy · Post by **Meffy** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 6:20 pm

valley wrote:Donovan Leitch - There Is A Mountain

there may well be a mountain, but there is no f**king excuse!

Aw, I love that song... well, kinda like it. :-D In very very small doses.

Meffy

shamann · Post by **shamann** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 6:21 pm

woolyloach wrote:My votes for worst song:

#1: Paul Anka: "You're having my baby". Glad to see someone else hates it as much as I do.

#2: Steve Petty "Oh Sherrie". Worst song, worst guitar solo, worst lyrics. Only #2 because it's not as offensive as Paul Anka.

#3: "We Built This City", or as I like to sing the alternate lyrics, "This song is shitty, not rock and roll".

It doesn't get worse than that!

That's a pretty comprehensive list of crap. I'd add Lady in Red by Chris DeBurgh; Who Let the Dogs Out by a bunch of guys (could care less really who they were); Hot in Heerre by Nelly; 2 Legit 2 to Quit by MC Hammer; Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice; Dead or Alive by Bon Jovi, &c&c

As I look over this list, pretty much anything by any of them is on my awful list, and so so many more.

Back to the original post, Oh Bla Dee yada is pretty bad. Worse when it was used for the theme song of that show with Patti Lupone and that guy with Down's.

That said, online polls are stupid.

jens · Post by **jens** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 6:27 pm

VoidoidSurrealist wrote:Minnie Riperton - Lovin' You
One time it was used in a commercial, and after it played I had to replace all the windows in my house...

I really like this song

(but there's something wrong with me anyway as I also love 'viva forever'

)

jens · Post by **jens** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 6:31 pm

topaz wrote:john

http://www.aisle16.co.uk/lukewright/1.mp3

is he funny?

I can't really understand everything he says but to me he sounds erm.. a bit 'primitive?'

The Worst Song Of All Time - Official