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aMUSEd · Post by **aMUSEd** » Wed Feb 25, 2015 11:08 pm

If you try and make death metal with Ableton live it will trigger the zombie apocalypse.

Durschlack · Post by **Durschlack** » Thu Feb 26, 2015 1:31 pm

Apple will buy microsoft for its incredible Songsmith and make Windows available on osx only

Durschlack · Post by **Durschlack** » Thu Feb 26, 2015 1:34 pm

Gregory Coleman - drummer and performer of "amen break" - did NOT die homeless in 2006.

garryknight · Post by **garryknight** » Thu Feb 26, 2015 8:11 pm

Mick Jagger and Keith Richards have a modest but growing moss collection.

rustman · Post by **rustman** » Thu Feb 26, 2015 8:13 pm

If you choose to play death metal on your piano, you should hire a professional tuner to retune your piano to drop D. It's the only way to play the three required chords.

hibidy · Post by **hibidy** » Thu Feb 26, 2015 9:31 pm

Did we already mention that tuning to 432 is a must to make music sound good?

cryophonik · Post by **cryophonik** » Thu Feb 26, 2015 9:42 pm

hibidy wrote:Did we already mention that tuning to 432 is a must to make music sound good?

...but only when the rest of the band is tuned to 440.

rustman · Post by **rustman** » Thu Feb 26, 2015 9:44 pm

432, 433, whatever it takes.

rustman · Post by **rustman** » Thu Feb 26, 2015 9:50 pm

Rod Stewart used to play an extended trumpet solo in the song "maggie Mae" when playing live. After an unfortunate backstage accident that required him to have 2 gallons of valve oil pumped from his stomach, he laid down the horn for the last time. He was later quoted as saying " I do it all with my mouth and throat now. Safer that way".

hibidy · Post by **hibidy** » Thu Feb 26, 2015 9:59 pm

golly, I remember that story!

garryknight · Post by **garryknight** » Fri Feb 27, 2015 12:17 am

Seekae's single Another was originally recorded by Calvin Klein.

highkoo · Post by **highkoo** » Fri Feb 27, 2015 1:44 am

A cello bow made with bear penis sinew multiplies the notes by the square root of magenta.

Linux0s · Post by **Linux0s** » Fri Feb 27, 2015 3:12 am

Ray Kurzweil was replaced by a cyborg with K250 circuitry in 1988.

hibidy · Post by **hibidy** » Fri Feb 27, 2015 3:45 am

Ray Charles started wearing Sunglasses like that because he was inspired by Bono.

cryophonik · Post by **cryophonik** » Fri Feb 27, 2015 3:56 am

Stevie Wonder originally wanted to call himself Stevie Certain, but his agent said that he wasn't so sure about it.

Let's spread some musical misinformation