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BONES · Post by **BONES** » Wed Mar 01, 2023 1:54 am

I can't f**king stand that dickhead. I just want to punch him in his stupid f**king face.

HREQ · Post by **HREQ** » Wed Mar 01, 2023 5:55 am

Oi Cor blimey, you're just pure jelly 'cos he's got six ton of subs and is well famous, that bloke's got a proper sweet gig, innit? Leastwise, he's done himself a right treat, ain't e'? Blimey mate, I'm telling ya, I bloody wish me tunes had least a grand of subs, ya get me? Them influencers on the tele are hogging all the blinking limelight

Jac459 · Post by **Jac459** » Wed Mar 01, 2023 6:26 am

BONES wrote: Wed Mar 01, 2023 1:54 am I can't f**king stand that dickhead. I just want to punch him in his stupid f**king face.

Send us a picture when you do it.

martiu · Post by **martiu** » Wed Mar 01, 2023 8:19 am

BONES wrote: Wed Mar 01, 2023 1:54 am I can't f**king stand that dickhead. I just want to punch him in his stupid f**king face.

just get the synth already, it sounds fat

kelvyn · Post by **kelvyn** » Wed Mar 01, 2023 8:48 am

BONES wrote: Wed Mar 01, 2023 1:54 am I can't f**king stand that dickhead. I just want to punch him in his stupid f**king face.

You are obviously a Windows user;)

kritikon · Post by **kritikon** » Wed Mar 01, 2023 8:12 pm

Oh I dunno, I'd have his babies. They might grow up to be the next Clayderman and we'd be the founders of a keyboard dynasty...

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Wed Mar 01, 2023 8:19 pm

kritikon wrote: Wed Mar 01, 2023 8:12 pm Oh I dunno, I'd have his babies. They might grow up to be the next Clayderman and we'd be the founders of a keyboard dynasty...

thats the dream isnt it, to be richard claydermans dad ahhh, if only

kritikon · Post by **kritikon** » Wed Mar 01, 2023 11:05 pm

Yeah...Clayderman's dad or Angelina Jolie's bitch. I could die happy

jamcat · Post by **jamcat** » Wed Mar 01, 2023 11:07 pm

I like Claudio (Doctor Mix.) I've learned how to program quite a few synths from his videos. Plus, he has a real infectious love of music and gear. The man doesn't have a cynical bone in his body (which is why I think BONES hates him.)

jamcat · Post by **jamcat** » Wed Mar 01, 2023 11:10 pm

kritikon wrote: Wed Mar 01, 2023 11:05 pm Yeah...Clayderman's dad or Angelina Jolie's bitch. I could die happy

Would you settle for Angelina Jolie's dad or Clayderman's bitch?

kritikon · Post by **kritikon** » Wed Mar 01, 2023 11:23 pm

Nah, Jolie's dad's position is already taken. I can't imagine Clayderman slapping me around that much TBH...

jamcat · Post by **jamcat** » Wed Mar 01, 2023 11:47 pm

kritikon wrote: Wed Mar 01, 2023 11:23 pm Nah, Jolie's dad's position is already taken. I can't imagine Clayderman slapping me around that much TBH...

What about being Angelina Jolie's dad's bitch?

BONES · Post by **BONES** » Thu Mar 02, 2023 11:45 pm

martiu wrote: Wed Mar 01, 2023 8:19 amjust get the synth already, it sounds fat

Then I'd just end up punching my screen all the time. The fact that the wanker felt the need to put a picture of himself on the GUI tells you precisely why I can't f**king stand him.

jamcat · Post by **jamcat** » Fri Mar 03, 2023 12:20 am

He should have used a picture of ChappieGPT instead.

jamcat · Post by **jamcat** » Fri Mar 03, 2023 12:32 am

Martinic needs to ask ChatGPT how to make VST3 plugins.

Should I buy a DAW or use AI to make my music?