Lyrics that just rub you the right way

[PatchAdamz]

Well, it's 9th and Hennepin
All the donuts have names that sound like prostitutes
And the moon's teeth marks are on the sky
Like a tarp thrown all over this
And the broken umbrellas like dead birds
The steam comes out of the grill
Like the whole goddamned town's ready to blow

And the bricks are all scarred with jailhouse tattoos
And everyone is behaving like dogs
And the horses are coming down Violin Road
And Dutch is dead on his feet
All the rooms, they smell like diesel
And you take on the dreams of the ones who've slept there

[Double Tap]

Beastie Boys are cringe. Not nearly as cool as Utah Saints.

Cringe is my personal brand. Just ask my kids.

[vurt]

im a citizen of legoland
travelling incommunicado

[Double Tap]

Well I do know
Mandinka

[MadDogE134]

masquerading as a man with a reason
my charade is the event of the season
and if i claim to be a wise man
it surely means that i don't know

[harryupbabble]

This is the last day of our acquaintance
I will meet you later in somebody's office

[harryupbabble]

And if you said jump in a river I would
Because it would probably be a good idea
You're not supposed to be here at all
It's all been a gorgeous mistake
Sick one or clean one
The best one
That God ever made

[Double Tap]

There is no other Troy
for me to burn, ow

[PatchAdamz]

She's actual size, but she seems much bigger to me
I've never known anybody like her
She's actual size, nationwide, believe

[MadDogE134]

desperation shows its ugly face in many ways
no one can escape the times we live in
the answers are so simple and we all know where to look
but it's easier just to avoid the questions

[omahlay1800]

dont do as I do - do as I say
Larussel

[Double Tap]

It’s only a paper moon
Hanging over a cardboard sea
But it wouldn’t be make-believe if you believed in me.

It’s only a canvas sky
Hanging over a muslin tree
But it wouldn’t be make-believe if you believed in me

Without your love
It’s a honky tonk parade
Without your love
It’s a melody played in a penny arcade

It’s a Barnum and Bailey world,
just as phony as it can be
But it wouldn’t be make-believe if you believed in me.

[PatchAdamz]

Some brimstone baritone anti-cyclone rolling stone preacher from the east
He says, "Dethrone the dictaphone, hit it in it's funny bone, that's where they expect it least"
And some new-mown chaperone was standin' in the corner all alone, watchin' the young girls dance
And some fresh-sown moonstone was messin' with his frozen zone to remind him of the feeling of romance

[harryupbabble]

oh man, i know that song give me 15 secs...
manfred mann?
blinded by the light?
originally by bruce springsteen?
can i i have a medal now?

[MadDogE134]

i smelled sumthin' cookin'
i looked around to see
that's when i found out
they wuz a cookin' me