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Meffy · Post by **Meffy** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 7:17 pm

=^_^= Sorry 'bout the tea...

Meffy

Quaternion · Post by **Quaternion** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 7:34 pm

...that I should open the following threads:

What did you have for lunch?
What's on TV right now?
Whom did you have sex with last night?
What was the color of your last turd?
...

Wicker Man · Post by **Wicker Man** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 7:39 pm

Thought..."Why the f*ck have the politicians in the UK wasted 700 hours and 10 votes discussing the fate of the fox. They don't care one fig about the poxy foxy...just their political aspirations. What a bunch of shameful public servants"

Glassback · Post by **Glassback** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 10:32 pm

Wicker Man wrote:Thought..."Why the f*ck have the politicians in the UK wasted 700 hours and 10 votes discussing the fate of the fox. They don't care one fig about the poxy foxy...just their political aspirations. What a bunch of shameful public servants"

Good thought, but a necessary evil there I think.
A decision that had to be made.
But that's a whooole other thread.

rsmus7 · Post by **rsmus7** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 10:38 pm

mick dont think about thoughts and politics you got work to do

Glassback · Post by **Glassback** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 10:43 pm

OK, I'll stop thoughtlessly thought-thinking now.

rsmus7 · Post by **rsmus7** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 10:56 pm

Glassback wrote:OK, I'll stop thoughtlessly thought-thinking now.

no offense meant, it was only a thought

but at least I had a thought

and the doctor says:

a thought a day keeps the troubles away!

xoxos · Post by **xoxos** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 1:11 am

could you rephrase the question, short words please

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 1:40 am

who feeds the frogs when the flys are sleeping?
and why let sleeping dogs lie,then they just bark all night

Funkybot · Post by **Funkybot** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 1:48 am

"Why did I smoke during break from class...and why did I blow that girl off afterwards?"

valley · Post by **valley** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 1:50 am

why wont this cold piss off?

Whoomph · Post by **Whoomph** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 2:10 am

vurt wrote: and why let sleeping dogs lie,then they just bark all night

Well you can't let them tell the truth coz they say too much and we all know they're purely full of dog-shit,
which is up there close to bull-shit.

Anyway I was thinking.
When you fart in a public place, how many people think that it was you and not one of the other innocent by-standers???

--
So unplug the dukebox and do us all a .......

valley · Post by **valley** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 2:16 am

Whoomph wrote: Anyway I was thinking.
When you fart in a public place, how many people think that it was you and not one of the other innocent by-standers???

In my case they think it was me even when it wasn't 'cos my wife assumes it was always me and throws me a dirty look. It's pretty harsh becoming aware that a room full of strangers is glaring at you accussingly two seconds before you get your sinuses blown out by some bastard's messed up insides. When everyone thinks it's you, you can't even cover your nose.

SuitcaseOfLizards · Post by **SuitcaseOfLizards** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 2:28 am

I'm thinking.. if I taped a US$100 bill to my face, would I get laid more often? I'm also thinking.. if bowl noodles are bad for me, why do they taste so good? And finally, I'm thinking.. the world would be a better place if good beer were freely available.

Cheeso · Post by **Cheeso** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 2:42 am

You're not hardcore, unless you live hardcore.

What are you thinking right now?