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musikmachine · Post by **musikmachine** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 7:08 am

Laguna Rising wrote:
debra1rlo wrote:
musikmachine wrote:
opia wrote:I read in a blog somewhere that this plug-in is made from code discovered on a spaceship that crash landed in the desert
It was coded by a civilization far more advanced than ours,that's why this plug-in is so good at everything it does
I knew it!I knew this plugin was too amazing to be of earthly origin!Now where's my tinfoil hat?
I hear once you buy this plug-in, you MUST keep buying the updates. Otherwise, they take you out to big ship in the middle of the desert and if you don't write them a check, they kill you!

This explains a lot of things...

Like the soreness?

debra1rlo · Post by **debra1rlo** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 3:49 pm

OMG, This Plug-In is going crazy...

I was running through the woods last night, for hours it seemed. And I was being chased by This Plug-In and it was claiming I had it's PRECIOUS!!!!

Miro · Post by **Miro** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 3:56 pm

debra1rlo wrote:OMG, This Plug-In is going crazy...

I was running through the woods last night, for hours it seemed. And I was being chased by This Plug-In and it was claiming I had it's PRECIOUS!!!!

Ah. No, sorry. That was me dressed in a "This Plug-In costume" They're all the rage round here. Nice running by the way, I didn't see that bear-trap you had rigged up and...oooh hurts to type any more...

debra1rlo · Post by **debra1rlo** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 5:08 pm

Miro wrote:
debra1rlo wrote:OMG, This Plug-In is going crazy...

I was running through the woods last night, for hours it seemed. And I was being chased by This Plug-In and it was claiming I had it's PRECIOUS!!!!
Ah. No, sorry. That was me dressed in a "This Plug-In costume" They're all the rage round here. Nice running by the way, I didn't see that bear-trap you had rigged up and...oooh hurts to type any more...

You mean i was in that Bjork video and NOT LOTR??

GreyLion · Post by **GreyLion** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 6:20 pm

Okay, it's gotten much too silly in here.

This Amazing Plug-in is meant to be used and understood only by highly professional serious sound persons. And true believers in the wonderfulness that is Chuck Norris.

If you're neither, then I must ask you to leave. Now.

Rottweiler · Post by **Rottweiler** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 6:51 pm

GreyLion wrote:
Rottweiler wrote:PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

THIS_THREAD_IS_JUST

CCCCCCCCCCRRRRRRIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLL

IF YOU'D JUST USE THIS PLUGIN, YOUR TIME-STRETCHING WOULD BE MUCH LESS BLURRED AND LOUD.

And would use up fewer of our precious national capital letter resources, thus not contributing to global warming.

...Although this plugin is also excellent for globally warming up your mix, as has been noted up-thread.

OK OK... you won... i tried it...

amazing indeed, decent sound quality...

sorry for being a faithless moron

OTHER: we should start a record label for musix made with this plug BTW

Laguna Rising · Post by **Laguna Rising** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 8:01 pm

Rottweiler wrote: OTHER: we should start a record label for musix made with this plug BTW

+1

debra1rlo · Post by **debra1rlo** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 8:25 pm

Laguna Rising wrote:
Rottweiler wrote: OTHER: we should start a record label for musix made with this plug BTW
+1

This Record Company FTW!!!!!1!

Ceej · Post by **Ceej** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:19 pm

Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to This Plug In.

Caution: This Plug In may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

This Plug In contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

Do not use This Plug In on concrete.

Discontinue use of This Plug In if any of the following occurs:

itching
vertigo
dizziness
tingling in extremities
loss of balance or coordination
slurred speech
temporary blindness
profuse sweating
or heart palpitations.

If This Plug In begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.

This Plug In may stick to certain types of skin.

When not in use, This Plug In should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of This Plug In, Those Guys Incorporated, and its parent company, Babya Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.

Ingredients of This Plug In include an unknown glowing green substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

This Plug In has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.

Do not taunt This Plug In.

This Plug In comes with a lifetime warranty.

This Plug In! Accept no substitutes!

Integratron · Post by **Integratron** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:29 pm

^^^I vote this the best This Plug In post of all time!

mr · Post by mr » Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:57 pm

bad english
The whole Costa Rica population voted the same in a local pool... or is pol? poll? .. pull? or pill? Pal!!!

mr
Owner of a spanish version of Este Tapón

debra1rlo · Post by **debra1rlo** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:01 pm

mr wrote:bad english
The whole Costa Rica population voted the same in a local pool... or is pol? poll? .. pull? or pill? Pal!!!

mr
Owner of a spanish version of Este Tampón

I though those got discontinued after the whole toxic shock syndrome thing!

DarkStar · Post by **DarkStar** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 10:14 am

Ceej wrote: If This Plug In begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.

My This Plug In has started to smoke
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but only Marlboro' Lites.
Does that count?

Igro · Post by **Igro** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 10:03 am

This Plug in is DEAD. 26.01.2008-07.03.2008 RIP.

Sorry

Chopper · Post by **Chopper** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 10:05 am

this plugin has raisen!!

this plug in is amazing