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Postby robogone; Wed Aug 01, 2012 7:07 am What has pissed you off today?

What has pissed you off today? Get it off your chest.

Today I'm pissed off that the coffee at work tastes like it was roasted in a sweaty workboot. Can't they just spend a couple more bucks and buy some good stuff?
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3568 posts since 29 Jun, 2011, from USA

Postby Aiynzahev; Wed Aug 01, 2012 7:19 am

robojam wrote:What has pissed you off today? Get it off your chest.

Today I'm pissed off that the coffee at work tastes like it was roasted in a sweaty workboot. Can't they just spend a couple more bucks and buy some good stuff?


Thank you for your feedback. Your complaint will be sent to the Human resources coffee complaints department for processing. An investigation will be made into this coffee and any defect will be reported to the Human Resources Resources department. They will then send the report to the Human Resources Resources acquisition department, who will then investigate the coffee quality.

If indeed it is found to be defective, the Human Resources Resource Acquisition team will send the report to the Human Resources Resources financing department, who will then send the report to the Financing department in order to finance the acquisition of better coffee.

If the finances are granted, the Human Resources Resource Acquisition team will notify the Human Resources Resources department, who will notify human resources that better quality coffee is indeed needed and an investigation is to made into better coffee suppliers.

Subsequently, for completeness sake, the same tests will be carried out on tea and all other company supplied beverages.

If any of these are found to be defective, the human resources department will also notify the human resource resources who will notify human resource resource acquisitions who will notify the human resource acquisition financing who will notify financing.

They will in turn determine whether increased funding is indeed due in order to generally improve work conditions. This report will involve investigating the quality of lighting, air, water and toiletries.

In the meantime it is suggested that you nip down to Starbucks for your morning coffee.
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SyntheticAurality
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Postby SyntheticAurality; Wed Aug 01, 2012 7:42 am

Today, the following things have pissed me off!

- People coming on to the bus with 5 screaming kids and 2 strollers
- People cutting in front of me even though I'm on a cane and can't respond quickly
- Medications costing $100 a bottle
- Cold Coffee
- Warm Diet Soda
- Headhunters that don't understand "I'm on contract already"
- IDEs that cost $6000 and have a shitload of bugs
- Hipsters (but they piss EVERYONE off)
= How expensive a good guitar is

And it's not even noon yet! :tantrum: :bang: :idiot: :tantrum:
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vurt
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Postby vurt; Wed Aug 01, 2012 8:13 am

having no money, no friends, no life and soon no home.
yay!
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SyntheticAurality
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Postby SyntheticAurality; Wed Aug 01, 2012 8:20 am

vurt wrote:having no money, no friends, no life and soon no home.
yay!


That's definitely worth being pissed about. :( :( :(
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Postby Kriminal; Wed Aug 01, 2012 8:30 am

A bill to fix my car ........ £500 ..... :x :x :x
luafc11
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Postby luafc11; Wed Aug 01, 2012 9:11 am

Interfering old bag of a Mother in Law expecting me to sit back and say nothing whilst she takes over the upbringing of my new born daughter through unwanted dispensing of her priceless advice (crackpot, discredited ideas, last used in the 1970's).

Worst thing is that I wish I could say that she means well but, alas, her reason for being is to undermine me knowing that my wife has rose tinted glasses on and would never dare to answer mummy back!!

I'm like a pressure cooker and trying to keep a lid on my rising rage!!!

It's war!!!
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Postby trimph1; Wed Aug 01, 2012 10:08 am

Ding dang fricking fracking grumblesnort Cancer treatments to continue for the time being... :bang: :evil: :bang: :nutter: :tantrum: :smack: :cry: :x :x

Idiots driving with cellphones attached to their ears... :x

Construction destruction on every single road I went on... :x
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hibidy
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Postby hibidy; Wed Aug 01, 2012 11:22 am

waking up
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Postby myrna; Wed Aug 01, 2012 11:34 am

... reason



:D
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osiris
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Postby osiris; Wed Aug 01, 2012 12:52 pm

chick-fil-a...
hibidy
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Postby hibidy; Wed Aug 01, 2012 12:56 pm

osiris wrote:chick-fil-a...


+1

But then again, they piss me off every day.
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DuX
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Postby DuX; Wed Aug 01, 2012 1:02 pm

My father speaking over the bloody mobile phone in front of my room window in the early bloody morning at noon. Damn. :lol:
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robogone
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Postby robogone; Wed Aug 01, 2012 1:03 pm

osiris wrote:chick-fil-a...

Hopefully the bigoted assholes will be out of business soon.
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mcnoone
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Postby mcnoone; Wed Aug 01, 2012 1:10 pm

Continuous natural state.
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