What has pissed you off today?

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robogone
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21376 posts since 26 Jul, 2005 from Gone

Post Wed Aug 01, 2012 7:07 am

What has pissed you off today? Get it off your chest.

Today I'm pissed off that the coffee at work tastes like it was roasted in a sweaty workboot. Can't they just spend a couple more bucks and buy some good stuff?

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Aiynzahev
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3562 posts since 29 Jun, 2011 from USA

Post Wed Aug 01, 2012 7:19 am

robojam wrote:What has pissed you off today? Get it off your chest.

Today I'm pissed off that the coffee at work tastes like it was roasted in a sweaty workboot. Can't they just spend a couple more bucks and buy some good stuff?
Thank you for your feedback. Your complaint will be sent to the Human resources coffee complaints department for processing. An investigation will be made into this coffee and any defect will be reported to the Human Resources Resources department. They will then send the report to the Human Resources Resources acquisition department, who will then investigate the coffee quality.

If indeed it is found to be defective, the Human Resources Resource Acquisition team will send the report to the Human Resources Resources financing department, who will then send the report to the Financing department in order to finance the acquisition of better coffee.

If the finances are granted, the Human Resources Resource Acquisition team will notify the Human Resources Resources department, who will notify human resources that better quality coffee is indeed needed and an investigation is to made into better coffee suppliers.

Subsequently, for completeness sake, the same tests will be carried out on tea and all other company supplied beverages.

If any of these are found to be defective, the human resources department will also notify the human resource resources who will notify human resource resource acquisitions who will notify the human resource acquisition financing who will notify financing.

They will in turn determine whether increased funding is indeed due in order to generally improve work conditions. This report will involve investigating the quality of lighting, air, water and toiletries.

In the meantime it is suggested that you nip down to Starbucks for your morning coffee.
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SyntheticAurality
KVRAF
8969 posts since 3 Apr, 2002 from Austin, TX USA

Post Wed Aug 01, 2012 7:42 am

Today, the following things have pissed me off!

- People coming on to the bus with 5 screaming kids and 2 strollers
- People cutting in front of me even though I'm on a cane and can't respond quickly
- Medications costing $100 a bottle
- Cold Coffee
- Warm Diet Soda
- Headhunters that don't understand "I'm on contract already"
- IDEs that cost $6000 and have a shitload of bugs
- Hipsters (but they piss EVERYONE off)
= How expensive a good guitar is

And it's not even noon yet! :tantrum: :bang: :idiot: :tantrum:

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vurt
addled muppet weed
37124 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass

Post Wed Aug 01, 2012 8:13 am

having no money, no friends, no life and soon no home.
yay!

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SyntheticAurality
KVRAF
8969 posts since 3 Apr, 2002 from Austin, TX USA

Post Wed Aug 01, 2012 8:20 am

vurt wrote:having no money, no friends, no life and soon no home.
yay!
That's definitely worth being pissed about. :( :( :(

Kriminal
Banned
18682 posts since 2 Oct, 2001 from England

Post Wed Aug 01, 2012 8:30 am

A bill to fix my car ........ £500 ..... :x :x :x

luafc11
KVRist
102 posts since 31 Dec, 2008

Post Wed Aug 01, 2012 9:11 am

Interfering old bag of a Mother in Law expecting me to sit back and say nothing whilst she takes over the upbringing of my new born daughter through unwanted dispensing of her priceless advice (crackpot, discredited ideas, last used in the 1970's).

Worst thing is that I wish I could say that she means well but, alas, her reason for being is to undermine me knowing that my wife has rose tinted glasses on and would never dare to answer mummy back!!

I'm like a pressure cooker and trying to keep a lid on my rising rage!!!

It's war!!!

trimph1
KVRAF
16990 posts since 23 Jun, 2010 from north of London ON

Post Wed Aug 01, 2012 10:08 am

Ding dang fricking fracking grumblesnort Cancer treatments to continue for the time being... :bang: :evil: :bang: :nutter: :tantrum: :smack: :cry: :x :x

Idiots driving with cellphones attached to their ears... :x

Construction destruction on every single road I went on... :x
Barry
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hibidy
KVRAF
42539 posts since 21 Dec, 2005

Post Wed Aug 01, 2012 11:22 am

waking up

myrna
Banned
432 posts since 12 Apr, 2012

Post Wed Aug 01, 2012 11:34 am

... reason



:D

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osiris
KVRAF
7136 posts since 20 Nov, 2003 from Lost and Spaced

Post Wed Aug 01, 2012 12:52 pm

chick-fil-a...

hibidy
KVRAF
42539 posts since 21 Dec, 2005

Post Wed Aug 01, 2012 12:56 pm

osiris wrote:chick-fil-a...
+1

But then again, they piss me off every day.

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DuX
KVRAF
3630 posts since 15 Mar, 2002 from Underworld

Post Wed Aug 01, 2012 1:02 pm

My father speaking over the bloody mobile phone in front of my room window in the early bloody morning at noon. Damn. :lol:
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robogone
KVRAF
21376 posts since 26 Jul, 2005 from Gone

Post Wed Aug 01, 2012 1:03 pm

osiris wrote:chick-fil-a...
Hopefully the bigoted assholes will be out of business soon.

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mcnoone
KVRAF
5986 posts since 9 Oct, 2007 from an inharmonious society

Post Wed Aug 01, 2012 1:10 pm

Continuous natural state.

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