Worst plugin customers

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V0RT3X
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7104 posts since 4 Jul, 2012 from Canada

Post Thu Feb 08, 2018 11:28 am

We have a thread for the companies, but what about a thread for all the whiny entitled customers who ask for ridiculous feature requests and rudely demand support?

C’mon we need some balance here on KVR.

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chk071
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17296 posts since 11 Apr, 2010 from Germany

Re: Worst plugin customers

Post Thu Feb 08, 2018 11:34 am

Definitely u-he's customers. Worst of them all. May they all die a painful death, and be tarred, feathered, crucified, and sterilized. 2nd worst are Reaper customers.

Disclaimer: Don't take this too serious, please. Just a bit serious. :P

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V0RT3X
KVRAF
7104 posts since 4 Jul, 2012 from Canada

Re: Worst plugin customers

Post Thu Feb 08, 2018 11:36 am

chk071 wrote:Definitely u-he's customers. Worst of them all. May they all die a painful death, and be tarred, feathered, crucified, and sterilized. 2nd worst are Reaper customers.

Disclaimer: Don't take this too serious, please. Just a bit serious. :P
:lol:
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Apratim
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564 posts since 29 Dec, 2016 from India

Re: Worst plugin customers

Post Thu Feb 08, 2018 11:47 am

lol + (the sentence was too true to withstand )

conditions applied same as chk071

edit:how did reaper end up in this plugin question ??
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sin night
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1180 posts since 1 Aug, 2006 from Italy

Re: Worst plugin customers

Post Thu Feb 08, 2018 11:55 am

Well played! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Stefken
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591 posts since 9 Nov, 2016

Re: Worst plugin customers

Post Thu Feb 08, 2018 11:59 am

:D

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Aloysius
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22309 posts since 11 Aug, 2008 from a computer

Re: Worst plugin customers

Post Thu Feb 08, 2018 12:04 pm

All Mac users. Whinge, whinge, whinge.
This little piggy went to the butchers ...

chk071
KVRAF
17296 posts since 11 Apr, 2010 from Germany

Re: Worst plugin customers

Post Thu Feb 08, 2018 12:06 pm

Apratim wrote: edit:how did reaper end up in this plugin question ??
I was just kidding, for the most part. I have to admit that the way u-he or Reaper users often act here (well.. rather u-he than Reaper users), with their insincere do-gooder attitude, while at the same time almost religiously defending "their" product, or "their" developer, being rude, or even insultive to other users, often makes me scratch my head though. Or the evangelizing, a la "Have you tried Reaper???", in every 2nd DAW thread. I prefer a more honest attitude. Nothing against their products though, i think u-he does some great plugins, and Reaper is a nice DAW, for the intended target audience (which i don't belong to). I just don't like that attitude, reminds me of people who cross theirselves, before condemning you to 20 whip strokes.

AnX
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3169 posts since 17 Nov, 2015

Re: Worst plugin customers

Post Thu Feb 08, 2018 12:15 pm

Aloysius wrote:All Mac users. Whinge, whinge, whinge.

To be fair, they have a LOT to whinge about :wink:

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Aloysius
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22309 posts since 11 Aug, 2008 from a computer

Re: Worst plugin customers

Post Thu Feb 08, 2018 12:17 pm

:lol:
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nineofkings
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1758 posts since 9 Apr, 2011

Re: Worst plugin customers

Post Thu Feb 08, 2018 12:32 pm

"Oh, you made this in Synthedit/Flowstone on your own time and released it for free out of the goodness of your heart? Why even bother?"

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Apratim
KVRian
564 posts since 29 Dec, 2016 from India

Re: Worst plugin customers

Post Thu Feb 08, 2018 12:36 pm

by the way i think abelton's user are nothing less than the reaper guys

"I'm sorry but Ableton is the future.
Things like MPE and vst expression, found in other daws really are of little practical use in the real world. Good for promoting a product but that's about it.
Kinda like the new McDonalds 'gourmet' range: looks good on the commercials, great idea on the surface but then you bite into it and it tastes like shit.

What matters in daws above all is speed and practicality, something Cubase and Studio 1 just do not offer. I'm sorry but lets get real, they dont. You can do things in Ableton in one tenth of the time it takes you to do it in Cubase. Cubase is a mess. Years of development, playing catch up, it's structure was designed when people were still using hardware samplers and rock music was in vogue. Look at the progression of music since and at where we are now. Ableton caters to music of today and thus is the future. Guitar sales went down 30% last year. The other daws cater to music of a bygone era mostly and they've just incorporated all the other things after for the electronic market which makes their workflow slow in general, regardless of what genre you do."

a direct quote form a guy in this forum thread
viewtopic.php?f=7&t=495154&start=15

after reading this i literally had jaw pain due to laughing
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elxsound
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4568 posts since 18 Aug, 2007 from NYC

Re: Worst plugin customers

Post Thu Feb 08, 2018 12:44 pm

Those plugin customers that turn a plugin thread into a discussion about Reaper, Ableton and/or Bitwig.

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vurt
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37868 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass

Re: Worst plugin customers

Post Thu Feb 08, 2018 12:57 pm

germans?

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Karma_tba
KVRian
791 posts since 12 Aug, 2004 from Boston, Massachusetts

Re: Worst plugin customers

Post Thu Feb 08, 2018 1:01 pm

V0RT3X wrote:We have a thread for the companies, but what about a thread for all the whiny entitled customers who ask for ridiculous feature requests and rudely demand support?

C’mon we need some balance here on KVR.

:hihi:
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