You're not a real producer unless... (KVR Edition)

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sidesword
KVRer
12 posts since 2 Dec, 2019

Post Fri Dec 20, 2019 11:55 am

...you produced

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dakkra
KVRian
1121 posts since 4 Oct, 2012 from Utah

Re: You're not a real producer unless... (KVR Edition)

Post Fri Dec 20, 2019 12:13 pm

...you've spent thousands on software and hardware yet still haven't made an album in years
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Soft: Bitwig/Mulab, MUX, MXXX/MSoundFactory, Falcon, Synthmaster(One/2), Melodyne 4 Studio
Hard: Scarlett 2i2 V2, Schiit Audio Magni V3, Sennheiser HD6XX, JBL LSR 305(x2)
Comp: Ryzen 2700x, GTX 1080, 32gb ram, 1tb NVME SSD

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lotus2035
KVRAF
4256 posts since 5 May, 2005 from Stockholm, Sweden

Re: You're not a real producer unless... (KVR Edition)

Post Fri Dec 20, 2019 12:28 pm

...you buy yourself a Mac.

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vurt
addled muppet weed
61655 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass

Re: You're not a real producer unless... (KVR Edition)

Post Fri Dec 20, 2019 12:31 pm

till you layer at least 25 samples to make each kick.

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Forgotten
KVRAF
9992 posts since 15 Apr, 2019 from Nowhere

Re: You're not a real producer unless... (KVR Edition)

Post Fri Dec 20, 2019 12:36 pm

vurt wrote:
Fri Dec 20, 2019 12:31 pm
till you layer at least 25 samples to make each kick.
Then spend the next few weeks agonizing over how bad it sounds after you “tuned” it...

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vurt
addled muppet weed
61655 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass

Re: You're not a real producer unless... (KVR Edition)

Post Fri Dec 20, 2019 1:18 pm

till you threaten someone with a gun ala spector or meek.

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Forgotten
KVRAF
9992 posts since 15 Apr, 2019 from Nowhere

Re: You're not a real producer unless... (KVR Edition)

Post Fri Dec 20, 2019 1:21 pm

Your wig collection becomes larger than your plugin collection...

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vurt
addled muppet weed
61655 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass

Re: You're not a real producer unless... (KVR Edition)

Post Fri Dec 20, 2019 1:25 pm

:lol:

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vurt
addled muppet weed
61655 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass

Re: You're not a real producer unless... (KVR Edition)

Post Fri Dec 20, 2019 1:27 pm

till you release your own fragrance
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thecontrolcentre
KVRAF
26759 posts since 27 Jul, 2005 from the wilds of wanny

Re: You're not a real producer unless... (KVR Edition)

Post Fri Dec 20, 2019 1:30 pm

vurt ... green stuff for guys :hihi:

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Forgotten
KVRAF
9992 posts since 15 Apr, 2019 from Nowhere

Re: You're not a real producer unless... (KVR Edition)

Post Fri Dec 20, 2019 1:32 pm

vurt...comes in a bottle...

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vurt
addled muppet weed
61655 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass

Re: You're not a real producer unless... (KVR Edition)

Post Fri Dec 20, 2019 1:35 pm

:D

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Frantz
KVRAF
5320 posts since 18 Jul, 2008 from New York

Re: You're not a real producer unless... (KVR Edition)

Post Fri Dec 20, 2019 1:57 pm

. . . you earned a purple heart in the loudness wars.

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vurt
addled muppet weed
61655 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass

Re: You're not a real producer unless... (KVR Edition)

Post Fri Dec 20, 2019 2:00 pm

Frantz wrote:
Fri Dec 20, 2019 1:57 pm
. . . you earned a purple heart in the loudness wars.
that's not funny.
i lost men in the loudness wars. good men.

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jancivil
KVRAF
19406 posts since 20 Oct, 2007 from No Location

Re: You're not a real producer unless... (KVR Edition)

Post Fri Dec 20, 2019 2:11 pm

Forgotten wrote:
Fri Dec 20, 2019 12:36 pm
vurt wrote:
Fri Dec 20, 2019 12:31 pm
till you layer at least 25 samples to make each kick.
Then spend the next few weeks agonizing over how bad it sounds after you “tuned” it...
Half of which time you spent asking the music theory board how to find the right pitch
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