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...the majority of your sequencer project files have the word "test" in their name. :roll: :P

- m
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Markleford wrote:...the majority of your sequencer project files have the word "test" in their name. :roll: :P

- m
HhAHAHhahhahahahahahhaahahhh oh god so true.
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..actually.. I use console, and have a single project with Test in it's title.. it has Tobybear's helios set up with a sample ready to play, and the output ready for listening.. I just drop my new creation in between and wire it up..

It's great to have a non-"cubase sucks" host hanging around!

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Markleford wrote:...the majority of your sequencer project files have the word "test" in their name. :roll: :P

- m
hell yes! it's true! :lol:

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Indeed :D :hihi:

Shif.
"Micro Kid speaks digi-talk.."

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...when you wonder if you should add sidechaining capability to your coffee machine.

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Dev jokes - doncha jus love em? :hihi: :P

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In a related story - I genuinely asked my wife if we had any TCPIP for a cut I was cleaning :shock:

(for the non-Brits - there is an antiseptic in the UK called TCP. It's used for dressing cuts and grazes, diluted for gargling etc.)

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In a related vein. When I used to do voluntary work I used to sometimes help community groups set up their computer music stuff. Got one group set up using cubase quite nicely. Went back a few weeks later and they had about 200 files called 'def.all'. "Oh, we can't seem to find any of our songs...." :help:

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What about these:


...when you start using a computer mouse for a plectrum.

...when you have more video monitors than studio monitors.

...when you start writing "top-down" grocery shopping lists, complete with flow charts.

...when you finally realize your spouse isn't ASIO and VST compliant!

... when you try in vain to get your spouse to respond to an "all notes off" command.


Just five more, and we could have a David Letterman-style "top ten" list.

:D
McLilith

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Markleford wrote:...the majority of your sequencer project files have the word "test" in their name. :roll: :P

- m
LOL, yes in italian we have prova1 prova2 etc...
he he, <grin>

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McFrasier wrote:... when you try in vain to get your spouse to respond to an "all notes off" command
that's a corker :lol:

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that had me LMAO! so true! :lol:
ModuLR / Radio

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Your doesn't respond to all notes off? Hmmm... Have you updated to version 1.5? Installed any strange drivers recently? My suggestion would be to call tech support and see if she's still under warantee.
Excuse all the blood.

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...when you exchange the pocket of cigarettes for your mouse and wonder why the pointer doesn't follow it...

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