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Voidoid Surrealist · Post by **Voidoid Surrealist** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 9:38 am

bMachine wrote: Here on AT&T`s site is even a notebook record and audio file(?)

America`s Library said...

Holy shit! Tha soundclip is hilarious!

I'm glad he had the foresight to hire an orchestra to play dramatic music before he made the call...

Not to mention that he also sounds very desperate, like he's about to "ravish" poor Watson!

Glassback · Post by **Glassback** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 10:45 am

Topic: What was the first words on a telephone?

It's either "What were the first words" or "What was the first word"

ring ring
"Hello? Battersea Dogs Home..."

Voidoid Surrealist · Post by **Voidoid Surrealist** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 10:53 am

Watson, do you have Prince Albert in a can?

Rangtangtang · Post by **Rangtangtang** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 10:59 am

pussy

Hovmod · Post by **Hovmod** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 11:01 am

"Come on, pick up, I know you're there!"

Glassback · Post by **Glassback** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 11:06 am

"This call will be charged at Premium Rate."

Voidoid Surrealist · Post by **Voidoid Surrealist** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 11:13 am

Watson: You're so immature.
Bell: Oh Watson, If there is one thing that I am not, it is immature. (Bell dials telephone)
Watson: You are an immature little tosser.
(Watson's telephone rings)
Watson: (answers telephone) Hello, Watson here.
Bell: (speaking into the reciever) Cock!

CypherOne · Post by **CypherOne** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 11:15 am

Rangtangtang wrote:pussy

did you think that one up all on your own?

Glassback · Post by **Glassback** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 11:16 am

"You were called... yesterday... at... 19... 15... hours. The caller withheld their number."

Hunter · Post by **Hunter** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 12:41 pm

Congratultions you have won a Carribean Holiday!

f**k offfffffffff.//.......

haydxn · Post by **haydxn** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 12:46 pm

putte wrote:
realmarco wrote:the first wrong number:
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*ring* *ring*

-hello !?!

-Hi! is martha there?

-...no you must have the wrong number....what number did you call?

-....3

-no this is 2

thanks marco for that first laughter in the morning!

that is too funny!

putte · Post by **putte** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 1:03 pm

.. i can still laugh about it ..

Peel · Post by **Peel** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 1:35 pm

Hello?

Hi, I'm calling for the Aerosmith tickets! Am I caller number 7?

No, sorry, you're caller number 1.

Oh well. thanks anyway.

Idiot.

Meffy · Post by **Meffy** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 1:39 pm

"Hello... how are you?
Have you been all right
Through all those lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely nights..."

Meffy · Post by **Meffy** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 1:40 pm

Or: "Your call is important to us, so please hold and we'll be with you as soon as possible. Current average hold time: forty-one minutes, six seconds."