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nuffink · Post by **nuffink** » Sat Mar 19, 2005 1:02 am

Clouds across the moon - rah band.

A rarity (deservedly) for the connoisseur of the bad song genre.

DaveL60 · Post by **DaveL60** » Sat Mar 19, 2005 1:31 am

I'm definitely there with the Terry Jacks and basically anything by Whitney Houston. She needs to fire every producer she's ever worked with and find someone who'll let her use those pipes without overdoing absa-fuckinl-lutely everthing.

However, I must note that no one's yet mentioned:

"Midnight at the Oasis"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAarrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhh!!!!

DaveL

Gargoyle · Post by **Gargoyle** » Sat Mar 19, 2005 1:43 am

That reminds me... several Lighthouse Family tracks. Winebar-tastic.

hello1234 · Post by **hello1234** » Sat Mar 19, 2005 1:44 am

tkmattson wrote:Somebody already pick "The Macarana"?

Yeah, that one makes sense...what a waste of time.......completly

hello1234 · Post by **hello1234** » Sat Mar 19, 2005 1:45 am

S_A_P® wrote:
patroon wrote:let's not exclude Bette Middler's "The wind beneath my wings" or the Stench beneath my Armpits!
I always thought that should be in a maxipad commercial... new always with wings...

Yes.....yes..........that is bad...........

hello1234 · Post by **hello1234** » Sat Mar 19, 2005 1:47 am

kara wrote:YMCA

Ok, that is THE WORST.........it just gives me the willies thinking about it..................eeeeeeeeeeeugggggggggggggggggggggggg

hello1234 · Post by **hello1234** » Sat Mar 19, 2005 1:55 am

emdot_ambient wrote: Muskrat Love by Captain and Tenille

You guys all have better memories than me.....man that was a bad one.........

Hotel California by The Eagles

NO NO NO.....................NO.......WRONG....it can't a worst one....maybe overplayed..........

. . . ANYTHING by Cher

Yes, that is true.........

hello1234 · Post by **hello1234** » Sat Mar 19, 2005 1:58 am

oh, has this one been said....

David Lee Roth........"wish they all could be california girls......"?

hello1234 · Post by **hello1234** » Sat Mar 19, 2005 2:02 am

nuffink wrote:my sharona

ooooooooooooooooo, so sorry, we were looking for 8675309 ee 9 ine..........

Please try again later......and thanks for playing!

Landphil · Post by **Landphil** » Sat Mar 19, 2005 2:39 am

"Chewy Chewy" by The Ohio Express.

Da, do-do, do
Da, do-do, do

Aaaaaa, Chewy, Chewy, Chewy, Chewy
Chewy, Chewy, Chewy, babe
Always got a mouthful
Of such sweet things to say

Chewy, Chewy, Chewy, Chewy
Chewy, Chewy, Chewy, babe
Chewy's full of sugar
And I love her that way

Ooh, I love to kiss her
Love to hold her
Love to miss her
Love to scold her
Love to love her
Like I do
Oh, little Chewy
Don't know what you're doing to me
But you're doing to me
What I want you to
Aaaaah, Chewy

Da, do-do, do
Da, do-do, do

Aaaaaa, Chewy, Chewy, Chewy, Chewy
Chewy, Chewy, Chewy, babe
Everytime you love me
It's a real sugar treat

Chewy, Chewy, Chewy, Chewy
Chewy, Chewy, Chewy, babe
Love me little chewy
'Cause you do it so sweet

Ooh, I love to kiss her
Love to hold her
Love to miss her
Love to scold her
Love to love her
Like I do
Oh, little Chewy
Don't know what you're doing to me
But you're doing to me
What I want you to
Aaaaah, Chewy
Want you tooooo
Whooooa, yeah, yeah

Chewy, Chewy, Chewy, Chewy
Chewy, Chewy, Chewy, babe
Living box of candy
Wrapped up so very fine

Chewy, Chewy, Chewy, Chewy
Chewy, Chewy, Chewy, babe
Do it to me chewy
Chew me out of my mind

Ooh, I love to kiss her
Love to hold her
Love to miss her
Love to scold her
Love to love her like I do
Oh little Chewy
Don't know what you're doing to me
But you're doing to me
What I want you to
Aaaaaah

Da, do-do, do
Da, do-do, do
Da, do-do, do
Oh, Chewy
Oh, Chewy
Whooooa-oh-whoa
Whooooa-oh-whoa....

I will confess to almost liking "Yummy Yummy Yummy" in a sadistic, non-sexual way.

The bubblegum era . . . sheeeesh!

Foxglove · Post by **Foxglove** » Sat Mar 19, 2005 2:48 am

OHHHHHHHHH!!!! I just thought of one.

Remember that sitcom from the early 90's called Blossom? Well she had this obnoxious brother named Joey that all the chicks loved. I remember he put out and album at one point.

Bloody awful shite.

Meffy · Post by **Meffy** » Sat Mar 19, 2005 3:00 am

Cher solo is pretty grim, but how about...

I Got You Babe -- Sonny and Cher

It seemed creepy back when their ghawd-awful TV show was on, even more so after all the private ugliness went public.

IIRs · Post by **IIRs** » Sat Mar 19, 2005 3:00 am

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IIRs · Post by **IIRs** » Sat Mar 19, 2005 3:02 am

ANyone mentioned "Fast Food Song" by "The Fast Food Rockers"?

herodotus · Post by **herodotus** » Sat Mar 19, 2005 3:15 am

griels wrote:
Warmonger wrote: Besides that, I don't think anyone is discriminating enough. Sure, most of these songs are pretty bad, but contenders for the worst song of all time?
No. It's fact. "We Will Rock You" has been scientifically proven to be the worst song ever made.

..ehem.

I think you will find that on every truly scientific measurement of cultural vacuity (e.g. the Blackstone/Jeremy scale of meaninglessness; the Liebig curve; etc.) that "I'm all out of Love" by Air Supply is the absolute Nadir of musical history, flanked on either side by those two songs by that Christopher Cross guy.

Yes....you'd repressed those memories, hadn't you?

It'll be okay...just sit back....breath evenly....

They hardly ever play those songs on the radio anymore.

Although....they keep updating the playlists at "oldies" stations.....they wouldn't, would they????

the most terrible song of all time