KVR Audio

clueless · Post by **clueless** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 10:46 am

hey matthew, watcha gonna do?

CypherOne · Post by **CypherOne** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 10:49 am

I deleted three of the worst songs ever written last weekend...

isdjan · Post by **isdjan** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 10:52 am

Scribble wrote:Or, the highly aggrannoying song that goes:

A Pizza Hut, a Pizza Hut
Kentucky Fried Chicken
and a Pizza Hut

A Pizza Hut, a Pizza Hut
Kentucky Fried Chicken
and a Pizza Hut

McDonald's, McDonald's
Kentucky Fried Chicken
and a Pizza Hut

McDonald's, McDonald's
Kentucky Fried Chicken
and a Pizza Hut

... I can't believe I heard that on the radio!

that one's by "dj ötzi" - and boy, it's really bad.

projectdan · Post by **projectdan** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 10:54 am

Most recent one that comes to mind is Robbie Williams single Rock D.J

original flipper · Post by **original flipper** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 10:59 am

HI

Can't remember the title but it was a hip-hop version of 'It's a hard O life' - I worked with a young offender who used to like to play it to me several times a day - over a period of months I came to hate the tune with a relish rarely seen in the west.

Flipper.

insaneacyde · Post by **insaneacyde** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 11:04 am

j2O wrote:worst song of all time?

i have a few actually.. how about every track off Metallica - St Anger

that one also qualifies as the worst recording, cleverly marketed as a "raw" sound. What a bunch of rip off artists those once talented kids became.

Voidoid Surrealist · Post by **Voidoid Surrealist** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 9:21 am

tuzemec wrote:You guys, are soooo blessed.
Because you aren'y touched by any kind of balkan (bulgarian, serbian etc.) pop-folk (AKA: chalga).
That would change your life... forever... for-ever.

As a rabid fan of REAL Balkan folk music, I WHOLEHEARTEDLY AGREE! There's nothing worse than raping a beautiful folk music tradition by turning it into shitty club music

For those that have not yet heard such horrors (if you have the stomach, try "Kamelia"), just imagine a watered down fusion of Turkish/Rom/Slavic folk being filtered through the very worst of Eurovision dance shite.

/was listening to Valya Balkanska's Lisna, Goro, Spushi Sa right before I read that post, and am now pissed that I remembered how awful that Çalga is...

basic channel · Post by **basic channel** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 10:08 pm

Addict for Your Love

Adrian Gervitz

basic channel · Post by **basic channel** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 10:09 pm

nuffink wrote:Sting's a c**t.

Understatement of the decade...

realsurreal · Post by **realsurreal** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 11:22 pm

I don't know I think I'd have to say white christmas or jingle bells. I don't know how many times those evil songs have gotten in my head, I hope bing crosby is burning in hell for that song!

McLilith · Post by **McLilith** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 11:47 pm

insaneacyde wrote:
j2O wrote:worst song of all time?

i have a few actually.. how about every track off Metallica - St Anger
that one also qualifies as the worst recording, cleverly marketed as a "raw" sound. What a bunch of rip off artists those once talented kids became.

You fellows might like this:

The St Anger Parody mp3

...and the secret of the St Anger Snare:

McLilith

insaneacyde · Post by **insaneacyde** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 11:50 am

I bet they never showed that on Some kinda Mommy.. i mean Monster.

Gargoyle · Post by **Gargoyle** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 11:58 pm

Suicide Commando - "Hellraiser"

Gargoyle · Post by **Gargoyle** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 12:00 am

Oops.. I should be in "[Son of]..."

McLilith · Post by **McLilith** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 12:39 am

VoidoidSurrealist wrote:That horrid Puff Daddy Kashmir cover. It blows goats.

Maybe, but it did have a cool riff.

With that riff, I didn't even notice Puff Daddy so much.

Kashmir just happens to be one of my absolute favorite songs. You might expect me to be upset that Puff Daddy changed it around, but if it made some money for Jimmy Page, and Jimmy was cool with it, who am I to complain?

There will always be the original Kashmir recording, as well as the expanded live version from the Page & Plant album No Quarter. I'm sure practically everyone knows where to get the original song.

I wouldn't seek out Puff Daddy's version, but there are things that annoy my personal tastes far worse than his version of Kashmir.

McLilith

the most terrible song of all time