bad metal bands?

[warbug]

i would like if some one could put me in the direction of bad/cheesey metal bands.


example: Grim Reaper - see you in hell



thanks for your time.

[John Vulich]

Where to start?

[MikeLeuz]

For what purpose? You're going to need to be more specific... otherwise, I personally could list dozens if not hundreds of 'em.

[MikeLeuz]

If you have VH1 Classic, watch Metal Mania. Half the videos are "good" metal, the other half fall squarely into the bad/cheesy classification imnsho. Thank god for TiVo... I can skip past the Slaughter and Bullet Boys and go straight to the Overkill and Fates Warning videos.

[dystonia_ek]

Try to find 'Metal Inquisition' by Piledriver - always good for a laugh or two.

[Rune]

And please! Have a listen to Gwar - f**king an Animal! The title says it all, eh? Great entertainment!

[vurt]

gwars first album is a classic

[Voidoid Surrealist]

If you have VH1 Classic, watch Metal Mania. Half the videos are "good" metal, the other half fall squarely into the bad/cheesy classification imnsho. Thank god for TiVo... I can skip past the Slaughter and Bullet Boys and go straight to the Overkill and Fates Warning videos.

Half? What cool universe are YOU living in?
Try around 90% cheese.
I can't even begin to tell you the hours of my life wasted watching shitty bands, many of which aren't just crappy metal, but not even metal at all! Sorry, VH1Classic, Bon Jovi was not, and will never be metal. A vast amount of the stuff they play on that show is just shitty 80's rock, nothing "metal" about it. But I'll always get sucked into the damn thing, just so I can see the occasional Exodus, or Anthrax vid.
Damn, I wish I had TiVo.
/rant off

Anyway, if you want cheese, look no further than Saxon, Manowar, and Helloween.

If you want plain funny, listen to some Gwar, SOD, and Coven. Coven was f**king HILARIOUS.
Funniest Coven songs:
McDonaldland Massacre
Iron Dick
Boneless Christian
Reaming The Pope (Wee Mr. Tuggs, anyone? )

[Voidoid Surrealist]

Coven - McDonaldland Massacre lyrics:
(too bad you can't hear it, but when the singer starts yelling at the "May I take your order please?" lady, it just cracks me up )

McDeath!
He's fed up with fast food,
Out of his mind, one mad dude.
Grabbed his guns, went downtown.
Mr. McDeath is coming to track Ronald down.
Now the golden arches are bloodstained red.
Ronald is dead... took a bullet in his head.
(Chorus)
May I take your order please?
NOOOO!!!!!
May I help you sir?
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
McDonaldland Massacre!
He came inside, took a seat
They didn't know he didn't come to eat
Asked for his order, got a bullet instead.
Ronald can't help... Ronald is dead.
May I take your order please?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Oh my god he's got a gun!
McDonaldland Massacre!
Ronald is dead, lying on the floor,
The Grimace took a bullet trying to run out the door.
Hamburglar's brains all over Mayor McCheese, and
he won't let you go, even if you say please.
Quarter Pounder, Big Mac, Fillet 'O Fish and fries,
it doesn't matter what you order, everybody dies!

[DevonB]

i would like if some one could put me in the direction of bad/cheesey metal bands.


example: Grim Reaper - see you in hell



thanks for your time.

I still have that on casette! I liked it! Still like the song D.o.A. on that release too.

Devon

[herodotus]

There was a band called Elvis Hitler that did a cover of Hendrix's "Purple Haze", only they used the words from the theme song to the crappy 60's sitcom "Green Acres".

And they did it with SUCH conviction.

[Bunnyboy]

gwars first album is a classic

Playing somewhere in the leeds/manchester area very soon

[Bunnyboy]

Exodus - Toxic Waltz

[crimsontider]

Even the worst Metal is better than today's popular rap shite.

[3*s]

Oh, oh, "Death."

The lyrics are like

I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET
AND I SAW A GUY
SO I KILLED HIM
AND HE WENT TO HELL
GRAAAAAAAA
SATANSATANSATAN