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Cosmic Bandito · Post by **Cosmic Bandito** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 1:52 pm

I'm amazed the public hasn't noticed that she's...

a) butt ugly
b) has no discernible talent

My real issue is with 'a' . If I have to see some celbrity's face when flipping between channels they should at least be pleasing to the eye (This clause is waived for anyone with discernable talent...oh they don't put those folks on the telly anyway).

Garbage in, garbage out as they say.

intel · Post by **intel** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 5:52 pm

yeah. but she's got one helluva nice rack.

Stupid American Pig · Post by **Stupid American Pig** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 6:01 pm

I think she would look better if she went back to blonde...

McLilith · Post by **McLilith** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 7:28 pm

Why on earth would you want her to go back to bland?

McLilith

herodotus · Post by **herodotus** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 7:57 pm

Cosmic Bandito wrote:I'm amazed the public hasn't noticed that she's...

a) butt ugly
b) has no discernible talent

My real issue is with 'a' . If I have to see some celbrity's face when flipping between channels they should at least be pleasing to the eye (This clause is waived for anyone with discernable talent...oh they don't put those folks on the telly anyway).

Garbage in, garbage out as they say.

On that note:

ICK!!!

Nepotism is just plain wrong

opiadream · Post by **opiadream** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 8:58 pm

3*s wrote:I wonder what she has against evian.

it was served backstage on the night of the infamous SNL performance
she now prefers jiff peanut butter because not long after SNL a rude stage hand pointed out the jar of skippy on the table and broke into an ashlee jig.

Meffy · Post by **Meffy** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 9:50 pm

Secret of her success? Her parents.

McLilith: How sad that the qualifier was required... "Coca-Cola Classic." :-S I prefer Pepsi, but few things beat a geunine 6 1/2-oz. green glass bottle of Coke right out of an ice barrel on a 100-degree-plus day.

Exception made for Moon Pie eatin'. For that, there is no substitute for R.C. (Royal Crown) Cola. It isn't optional.

LBN · Post by **LBN** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 9:55 pm

herodotus wrote:On that note:

ICK!!!

Nepotism is just plain wrong

I fixed the image:

Much better...

TotcProductions · Post by **TotcProductions** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 9:55 pm

Meffy wrote:Secret of her success? Her parents.

DOH'

Meffy · Post by **Meffy** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 9:58 pm

The other secret of her success:

safeaim · Post by **safeaim** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 10:04 pm

No.. this is the best secret of her's:

Meffy · Post by **Meffy** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 10:09 pm

=O.O= Shhhhhh! It's a secret!

2windy · Post by **2windy** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 10:50 pm

Cosmic Bandito wrote:I'm amazed the public hasn't noticed that she's...

a) butt ugly
b) has no discernible talent

My real issue is with 'a' . If I have to see some celbrity's face when flipping between channels they should at least be pleasing to the eye (This clause is waived for anyone with discernable talent...oh they don't put those folks on the telly anyway).

Garbage in, garbage out as they say.

Are you seriously telling me you think this is butt ugly?

I'd love to see what you wake up to every morning?!?

I'm not a fan....

I just would....

seamonkey · Post by **seamonkey** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 10:52 pm

safeaim wrote:No.. this is the best secret of her's:

I'd ask for a refund cause it's sure not working for her.

Bunnyboy · Post by **Bunnyboy** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 10:57 pm

2windy wrote:
Cosmic Bandito wrote:I'm amazed the public hasn't noticed that she's...

a) butt ugly
b) has no discernible talent

My real issue is with 'a' . If I have to see some celbrity's face when flipping between channels they should at least be pleasing to the eye (This clause is waived for anyone with discernable talent...oh they don't put those folks on the telly anyway).

Garbage in, garbage out as they say.
Are you seriously telling me you think this is butt ugly?

I'd love to see what you wake up to every morning?!?

I'm not a fan....

I just would....

Bland looking plastic valley girl.

I would love to see what she looks like in the morning. Bet her skin does not have all that shading on it

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