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TotcProductions · Post by **TotcProductions** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 11:00 pm

Bunnyboy wrote:
2windy wrote:
Cosmic Bandito wrote:I'm amazed the public hasn't noticed that she's...

a) butt ugly
b) has no discernible talent

My real issue is with 'a' . If I have to see some celbrity's face when flipping between channels they should at least be pleasing to the eye (This clause is waived for anyone with discernable talent...oh they don't put those folks on the telly anyway).

Garbage in, garbage out as they say.
Are you seriously telling me you think this is butt ugly?

I'd love to see what you wake up to every morning?!?

I'm not a fan....

I just would....

Bland looking plastic valley girl.

I would love to see what she looks like in the morning. Bet her skin does not have all that shading on it

Yeah..the skin tone looks photoshopped. And she's got a hell of a f**king shnozz on her face. (that's a nose for all you non-us folks. lol.)

peace!

toine6 · Post by **toine6** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 11:02 pm

50 Cent apparently doesn't want any kind of beef or pork in the vicinity of his dressing room or catering rooms. Chicken seems to be okay though.

He also specifies needing 2 boxes of Lifestyles and Rough Rider condoms.

nool · Post by **nool** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 11:03 pm

focus on positive not the negatives...

alot of these people everyone is jealous of and 'make it' ...

find themselves in jail, drug rehab, divorced, dead, sick whatever years later

so the 'success' you are obviously jealous of (the thread starter) might actually be evilness in disguise

just my 2 cents ... more like 1 cent

Bunnyboy · Post by **Bunnyboy** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 11:04 pm

your 50 cents??

seamonkey · Post by **seamonkey** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 11:12 pm

Nool, I think it is less about jealousy and more about the record Industry's strategy to take people with little or no talent and manufacture them into pop idols.

She is nothing more than her father's puppet doll who uses her a)to make more money b)make even more money c)steal money from little pre-teens piggy banks so he can make more money.

lunarhalo · Post by **lunarhalo** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 11:14 pm

donkey tugger · Post by **donkey tugger** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 11:17 pm

TotcProductions wrote:
I'd love to see what you wake up to every morning?!?

I'm not a fan....

I just would....

Do you really want a picture of wee Mr Tuggs in his 'semi-lob' state?

Bunnyboy · Post by **Bunnyboy** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 11:21 pm

donkey tugger wrote:
TotcProductions wrote:
I'd love to see what you wake up to every morning?!?

I'm not a fan....

I just would....

Do you really want a picture of wee Mr Tuggs in his 'semi-lob' state?

Yes.

does it look like a flying cock?

donkey tugger · Post by **donkey tugger** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 11:24 pm

Bunnyboy wrote:
donkey tugger wrote:
TotcProductions wrote:
I'd love to see what you wake up to every morning?!?

I'm not a fan....

I just would....

Do you really want a picture of wee Mr Tuggs in his 'semi-lob' state?
Yes.

does it look like a flying cock?

a sort of semi -flying cock, hovering if you would.

Bunnyboy · Post by **Bunnyboy** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 11:26 pm

donkey tugger wrote:
Bunnyboy wrote:
donkey tugger wrote:
TotcProductions wrote:
I'd love to see what you wake up to every morning?!?

I'm not a fan....

I just would....

Do you really want a picture of wee Mr Tuggs in his 'semi-lob' state?
Yes.

does it look like a flying cock?
a sort of semi -flying cock, hovering if you would.

I'm just about to go to bed, so I have the wonderful thing about this being the last thing on my mind before sleep

2windy · Post by **2windy** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 11:35 pm

Hmmm.......

actually I think I'll pass on that Donks.

Thanks for the offer though

ToTc, yeah I'll give you that about the snozz and she may have been 'brushed but then most of them are. Even the sexiest women on the planet look rough in a morning.

I see it like this. There's a market out there for sickly pop princesses that portray a teen utopia life, someone's gotta fill the gap.

Voidoid Surrealist · Post by **Voidoid Surrealist** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 11:35 pm

nool wrote: so the 'success' you are obviously jealous of (the thread starter)

Ummm...no.
You obviously don't know jack shit about me, if that's what you think..
I don't make music for a living, and I don't ever plan on it. Hell, I rarely ever make music, the reason I joined KvR was because I enjoy music and I enjoy fiddling about with new technology. That, and for the most part, the people here are some of the coolest around.

So where does it come across as me being "obviously jealous" of her? This was a thread about funny stuff found in riders.

Sicklecell666 · Post by **Sicklecell666** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 11:38 pm

Voidoid Surrealist wrote:So where does it come across as me being "obviously jealous" of her?

Oh, just admit it..You know you've always wanted your very own vagina..

Voidoid Surrealist · Post by **Voidoid Surrealist** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 11:38 pm

donkey tugger wrote:
TotcProductions wrote:
I'd love to see what you wake up to every morning?!?

I'm not a fan....

I just would....

Do you really want a picture of wee Mr Tuggs in his 'semi-lob' state?

Dear god, the dilemma! Do I say yes and be scarred for life, or do I refuse, and lose a major giffing opportunity?

Cosmic Bandito · Post by **Cosmic Bandito** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 11:43 pm

Well if you like Blondes...

I think they use the same plastic surgeon

The secrets of Ashlee Simpson's Success...