KVR Audio

WillieJenkins · Post by **WillieJenkins** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 9:29 pm

Thinking back to the old school days of #k-v-r, there were three prominent developers who hung out in that channel quite often.

Rene AKA rgc:audio AKA Cakewalk
Lars AKA Ultrafunk AKA Cakewalk
Angus AKA FXPansion AKA Cakewalk VST-DX Adapter + DR-008 bundled in Sonar1

Coincidence? I think not!

Spe3D · Post by **Spe3D** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 9:33 pm

where is the CONSPIRACY?

Best regards,

Spe3d

Meffy · Post by **Meffy** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 9:35 pm

Coincidence? Of course not... CONSPIRACY.

In fact, the channel, and this very website and forum, were named after their nicks and products:

Ultrafunk
VST-DX adapter
rgc:audio

[edit] Curse you, spe3d and your spe3dy paws! *shakes fist*

griels · Post by **griels** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 9:35 pm

I see the links to the Freemasons and possibly Roswell here

Meffy · Post by **Meffy** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 9:36 pm

Please don't omit the Neo-Templars!

griels · Post by **griels** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 9:38 pm

Yeah, this has Priory of Sion written all over it.

WillieJenkins · Post by **WillieJenkins** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 9:38 pm

Having discovered the secret to getting acquired by Cakewalk, i'm coming out with a custom sample lib recorded in 24-bit, 192khz sample quality called "The hambone project".

127 layers of velocity with custom keyswitches that represent how much bodyfat each portion of the hambone will have.

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 9:39 pm

griels wrote:I see the links Roswell here

i told you what would happen if you mentioned this.

cyanogen · Post by **cyanogen** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 10:06 pm

I blame the Illidum Q-23 Space Modulator:

herodotus · Post by **herodotus** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 10:19 pm

I always thought it was:

Kriminal
Vurt and
Remco.

Meffy · Post by **Meffy** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 10:23 pm

Ah, that's what they want you to believe! ("They" being the three mastermind decoys you referred to.)

3*s · Post by **3*s** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 10:30 pm

I heard when vurt's post count passes 100,000 he gets a job as Cakewalk's official guy who hangs around the office, sometimes twiddling about with paperclips and doing stoned impressions of Vietnamese prostitutes over the PA system.

TotcProductions · Post by **TotcProductions** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 10:32 pm

3*s wrote:I heard when vurt's post count passes 100,000 he gets a job as Cakewalk's official guy who hangs around the office, sometimes twiddling about with paperclips and doing stoned impressions of Vietnamese prostitutes over the PA system.

lunarhalo · Post by **lunarhalo** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 10:34 pm

Rabid · Post by **Rabid** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 11:05 pm

Or ..... Someone at Cakewalk may just recognise a good thing and then go after it.

THE CAKEWALK / #k-v-r CONSPIRACY