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Meffy · Post by **Meffy** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 5:12 pm

Shrubberies, I can live with. Bushes... I'm not so fond of.

BTW, there's a guy on the Native Instruments forums whos nick is "A Knight of NI" -- drat, he got it before me!

Back OT: anyone who needs a name, just ask here on KVR. Several people have done. Can we ever forget SlightlyLouderizer?

kode_poet · Post by **kode_poet** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 6:36 pm

Wasnt Vanguard suggested here when the company was trying to get rid of the JunoX name/instrument?

metamorphosis · Post by **metamorphosis** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 11:25 pm

I name mine the 'Apathetic Hyperthyroiditis causing uniform swelling of the thyroid gland with possible benign or malignant tumour' vst - it makes your kitchen go Boom!

Kraku · Post by **Kraku** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 8:55 am

For a long time I've been thinking that if I ever release a VST/VSTi, it will surely be called "Eating Shit". If the plugin's any good, I'd sure like to see peoples reactions in forums:

"Have you guys tried Eating Shit yet?"
"Yep! I love Eating Shit!"
"Me too!"
"I can't get enought of it."
"Eating Shit is great, you should try it!

"

fateamenabletochange · Tue Apr 26, 2005 9:37 am

battshit,carshit,korgshit,stereo room shit [really going down babe ] ,elephantshit,yet more G-shit ,nitro shit and finally predator shit.I do not have fruit on my computer.

CypherOne · Post by **CypherOne** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 9:46 am

what a great thread. he he you said a rude word.

fateamenabletochange · Tue Apr 26, 2005 9:54 am

because I say a rude word does not mean that I have to eat it.

CypherOne · Post by **CypherOne** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 9:56 am

true, but you're talking plenty.

invitia · Post by **invitia** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 10:03 am

when a friend of mine got his fourth application in a row rejected for his new company because the name was already taken or it was too similar to someone elses company he finally sent, as a joke, in an application for the name "GayWhore" and it was accepted.

so please make a "GayWhore VSTi" also!

Modeler · Post by **Modeler** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 10:08 am

I'd like to see synths named after what they sound like; for instance a subtractive synth called 'Bwowmmm' or an FM synth called 'Klingklang'.

metamorphosis · Post by **metamorphosis** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 11:46 am

An additive saw-synth called BZZZZZZKBZZZTTTTBBZZZZZZBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZBBBBW???
nm@

John Vulich · Post by **John Vulich** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 11:51 am

metamorphosis wrote:Yeah, yeah, Steve1 (the additive sampler), Steve2 (subtractive), Steve3 (wavetable), Steve4 (quasi-something polyphonic fuckup), Steve5, Steve6...

It's like all the Burger joints in LA called Tom's.

Tom's #1, Tom's #2, Tom's #3...

scuzzphut · Post by **scuzzphut** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 11:59 am

You're forgetting "MC Hammer shit" (Ricky Gervais in-joke

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metamorphosis · Post by **metamorphosis** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 1:10 pm

JohnVulich wrote: It's like all the Burger joints in LA called Tom's.

Tom's #1, Tom's #2, Tom's #3...

And then you get like, Steve 1a, Steve 1b - all different additives - Steve 2a, Steve 2b - all subtractive synths - and then you get guys down in the forums like saying "wow f**k did you hear that new Steve 1" "you mean steve 1dddd2c1?" "No, f**k I mean Steve 1bbb2 - that shit kicks my monkey's anus right out the window." "Damn straight sparky!" "But it's nothig compared to the one _I'm_ working on - Steve 12ddd14xxxsubsquare_jesus."

Meffy · Post by **Meffy** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 1:21 pm

invitia wrote:when a friend of mine got his fourth application in a row rejected for his new company because the name was already taken or it was too similar to someone elses company he finally sent, as a joke, in an application for the name "GayWhore" and it was accepted.

Ooo, ooo, wait -- I already know how this story ends! The Bush administration gave JeffGannon (oops, I mean GW) thousands of taxpayer dollars in payment for friendly, easy, pro-Bush questions from GW at White House press conferences. Did I get that right? :-D

Are we running out of names?