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because mine crashes all the time and takes forever to recover... just so that I can catch up on some sleep! Thats CARE for you. :x

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You're managing to crash Tracktion? I'm a new believer in the supernatural. ;)
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Did i say Tracktion ???? (Actually FL with Trackion, and BAD!)

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pHz wrote:because i use it ...
poo.. I just saw this thread on the latest posts block and was going to post the same :P

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Because it's a tracker! :hihi:

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mine is so much better not just because it's more powerful, which it is.
And not just because it goes to 11, which it does.
And not just because it is dolphin-safe, which it is.
And not just because it's so advanced that it's bug count cannot be computed by mere humans.
Not just because its native spatial effects are so huge they are calculated in lightyears.
No, the primary reason for my host's all-encompassing ass-kicking superiority is that it is not even released.

Nor will it ever be as it exists beyond the feeble constraints of space / time. It is a product of a vastly superior intelligence. It is a product of Marketing Wizardry. :hail:
perception: the stuff reality is made of.

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You might want to ask the voting committee for the Musikmesse International Press Award why they thought it kicked ass.
Even if the piano player can't play, keep the party going.
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...because I have so much fun playing around in it I never get around to actually making any music.

For that, you should all be grateful...

-s
A suffusion of yellow...

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Because it never crashes. EVER. EVER!
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AD80 wrote:Because it never crashes. EVER. EVER!
Except when it crashes, of course.

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because it can pass as a hostess in public...
KVR: come for the music, stay for the polemics and grammar lessons...

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shamann wrote:
AD80 wrote:Because it never crashes. EVER. EVER!
Except when it crashes, of course.
Nah even then it doesnt. 8)
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question..

what part of the host is the hiney?

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The master output?
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VitaminD wrote:question..

what part of the host is the hiney?
I would have to say part B

as in B. Hiney

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