KVR Audio

scam_artist · Post by **scam_artist** » Tue May 03, 2005 5:06 am

My host kicks your hosts ass because...

he's a greco-roman steroid fed super wrestler who got offended when you called him "tiny tim"

tetraplan · Post by **tetraplan** » Tue May 03, 2005 12:24 pm

Because it is a gas-mask! It communicates with wireless devices!
It is a bicycle that provides an RSS feed and records everything you say.

Groet, Erik

tetraplan · Post by **tetraplan** » Tue May 03, 2005 12:28 pm

Which reminds me: are some hosts' mothers bigger than other hosts' morthers?

Groet, Erik

griels · Post by **griels** » Tue May 03, 2005 12:30 pm

It has a bionic chin:

Churchy · Post by **Churchy** » Tue May 03, 2005 12:39 pm

my host kicks your hosts ass because i justsequence premade loops and melodies and can make a smash hit in 10 minutes woohah!

Meffy · Post by **Meffy** » Tue May 03, 2005 1:23 pm

My host kicks your host's ass because your host's ass is as lazy as your host's ox. Neither will pull a plough. Ah, the hard and accursed life of a farmer... H'yah mule! *kick* *MULE KICKS BACK* (ow)

farlukar · Post by **farlukar** » Tue May 03, 2005 1:46 pm

My host does not kick, ass or otherwise, because it has no legs.

Dermatobia Hominis · Post by **Dermatobia Hominis** » Thu May 05, 2005 4:36 am

Because it has a decent ammount of features but is still easy enough to use during a drinking binge.

hello1234 · Post by **hello1234** » Thu May 05, 2005 4:54 am

tetraplan wrote:Which reminds me: are some hosts' mothers bigger than other hosts' morthers?

Groet, Erik

No, but some are more bloated

Bonteburg · Post by **Bonteburg** » Sun May 15, 2005 10:43 pm

My host kicks your host's ass because it has a workflow and a paradigm.

Maniah · Post by **Maniah** » Sun May 15, 2005 11:17 pm

My host kicks your host's ass because it is LIVE! LIVE! LIVE!!!!! There I said it....kick my arse for all i care
LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!!!
Bidule and eXT are cool too

toine6 · Post by **toine6** » Sun May 15, 2005 11:23 pm

Former Pharaoh wrote:My host kicks your host's ass because it is LIVE! LIVE! LIVE!!!!! There I said it....kick my arse for all i care
LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!!!
Bidule and eXT are cool too

Meffy · Post by **Meffy** » Sun May 15, 2005 11:24 pm

Maniah · Post by **Maniah** » Sun May 15, 2005 11:30 pm

toine6 wrote:
Former Pharaoh wrote:My host kicks your host's ass because it is LIVE! LIVE! LIVE!!!!! There I said it....kick my arse for all i care
LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!!!
Bidule and eXT are cool too

tony tony chopper · Post by **tony tony chopper** » Sun May 15, 2005 11:56 pm

because he's dead