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Miro · Post by **Miro** » Thu May 05, 2005 3:31 pm

Markleford wrote:Porn groove, anyone?Guaranteed Panty Peeler

put this on..the wife walked in...saw me in my underpants, handed me my tea without a word and walked out again.
I'm gonna sue!

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Thu May 05, 2005 3:39 pm

hahahahahaha

deleted · Post by **deleted** » Thu May 05, 2005 3:45 pm

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sonicsmurf · Post by **sonicsmurf** » Thu May 05, 2005 3:59 pm

For years I've been listening to Lounge jazz radio when programming. I do not find it "adult", just non-distracting and it keeps me awake. Good for background music, not more.

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Thu May 05, 2005 4:01 pm

adult?

Markleford · Post by **Markleford** » Thu May 05, 2005 5:10 pm

Miro wrote:
Markleford wrote:Porn groove, anyone? Guaranteed Panty Peeler
put this on..the wife walked in...saw me in my underpants, handed me my tea without a word and walked out again. I'm gonna sue!

Hey, I can't be held liable for your trouser situation when listening to my music!

- m

ew · Post by ew » Thu May 05, 2005 5:31 pm

Ian Stone wrote:One cannot help but notice that the web is inundated with mostly Electronic based artist music. That is, mostly Trance, Techno, ect. and that there is a lack of more adult oriented artist music, such as Smooth Jazz, New Age, ect. This lopsided view could cause some to believe that Electronic music is a dominant genre, when of course this simply is not the case. I asked myself why this is and came to the conclusion that it is because the younger artist has more time to create and share their music while adult artists do not have this luxury as they work and must attend to more responsibilties in life.
Now, I am an open-minded listener, but am also an honest observer. After many hours of listening to all the sub-genres of Electronic music I cannot help but find myself desiring more fulfilling music than loop based ear candy. And I realize that this thread may ruffle some feathers with the kiddies, but equally, I am also certain that it garners support from other like minded more mature listeners. I simply wanted to bring this observation into perspective and hope that it will encourage internet artists everywhere to compose more mature type music. Thank you.

Well, I'm almost 50 and it ruffles my feathers

ew

xoxos · Post by **xoxos** » Thu May 05, 2005 5:39 pm

Markleford wrote: Hey, I can't be held liable for your trouser situation when listening to my music!

the scarlet-hued twilights, evenings in song i have spent.. just waiting, waiting for a day with a chance to use the words 'trouser' and 'situation' all against each other like that.. *envy*

Hovmod · Post by **Hovmod** » Thu May 05, 2005 5:44 pm

mandolarian wrote:Smooth jazz is jazz with the life-force sucked out of it. New Age is smooth jazz with the music sucked out of it.

Fantastic.

Meffy · Post by **Meffy** » Thu May 05, 2005 5:59 pm

An old friend of mine always spelled it without a space: newage. Rhymed it with sewage.

My idea of good "new age" music -- though nobody else would likely classify it so -- would be John McLaughlin and the Mahavishnu Orchestra. At the outside fringe, Paul Winter is acceptable (to me; YMMV).

So-called smooth jazz is hip-flavored muzak, okay for background soundtrack or music-on-hold for phones. The US government requires all smooth jazz recordings sold to carry the following warning label...

Contents: 100% pasteurized processed soprano saxophone spread. Non-nutritive; for entertainment purposes only. Consult psychiatrist before using. If psychiatrist approves use, seek another psychiatrist.

androidlove · Post by **androidlove** » Thu May 05, 2005 9:30 pm

Thank you Ian Stone for bringing us all together. It was like an invasion from Mars. You're very clever.

snooky · Post by **snooky** » Thu May 05, 2005 9:48 pm

Markleford wrote:Porn groove, anyone?

Guaranteed Panty Peeler

- m

soooo, is this smooth jath now or what?

Markleford · Post by **Markleford** » Fri May 06, 2005 1:49 am

snooky wrote:soooo, is this smooth jath now or what?

No, this is Smoooove Jaath!

It could be smooth jazz if it weren't in 5/4. And had a soprano sax over it. Or lame R&B style vocals: that's the shit about smooth jazz that *really* ticks me off!

- m

Churchy · Post by **Churchy** » Fri May 06, 2005 2:00 am

donkey tugger wrote:Smooth jath, new age? thank f**k I'm immature then.

AMEN!!!!!

ian stone you sound like a pretentious skivvy wearing turd burglar

ross g · Post by **ross g** » Fri May 06, 2005 3:22 am

last night on conan obrien:

Miles Davis-made a classic jazz album "kind of blue"
Kenny G.-"kind of blows"

oh yeah that punk kid robert moog, what an irresponsible brat,him and that stockhausen boy, nothing but trouble...

i'm 41, i'll go for neil diamond,abba, crass, p16d4,coltrane, neubauten,ramones,can,zepplin, faust,stones,devo,kraftwerk, electro fuckin house feedback, whatever, just something GOOD...jeez my 74 year old dad is more open minded, and my kids (4 yo boy, 2 yo girl) love devo, ramones, garry glitter, etc... electronic music is todays/tomorrows folk music, for and by the people

smooth this,
rg

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