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I was at this guys house today (someone I have known for years but more a friend of a friend)...a real know it all if you know what I mean...but he dropped out in ninth grade...so I'm looking at his stereo and one speaker is on the floor and the other is 4 feet up on a shelf (they're large speakers to boot). I said you should make some stands and get those on the same level. He asked why, I explained that it didn't sound as good as it could. He said bullshit :roll: He then said "I thought you knew about recording and stuff, but you don't know anything about sound" :hihi: he went to say "I walk in the room and no matter where I'm at it sounds the same." (I didn't have the heart to tell him he was right, no matter where you were in the room it sounded like crap). I said that's probably true but I have a trained ear, I hear it...he laughed and said "a trained ear....that's a good one"...he says "I guess I don't need to hear your music because apprently you have no idea of what you are doing" :o So I tried to explain the difference in reflections is tremendous...he said "wtf reflections are you talking about, it's not a mirror it's a speaker...you really are stupid"...I said "I am if I stay here any longer" and left... :lol:
The highest form of knowledge is empathy, for it requires us to suspend our egos and live in another's world. It requires profound, purpose‐larger‐than‐the‐self kind of understanding.

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at that point you should have grabbed the speaker that was on the four foot shelf, thrown it on the floor, and said, "problem fixed....balanced stereo sound dickweed"

...then left.

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seamoss: Floor? Or...

http://www.unsung.nu/seasons/4/speakerheadman50.jpg

"Oh, NOW it sounds different!"

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what a butt if he talks to ppl like that.. after hearing the first words out of his mouth in that way I'd have been gone..

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I used to get upset about people like that, but now I derive a certain amount of pleasure watching the idiots speak out of their arses...

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Should have stabbed him in the eardrums with a sharpened spoon.

"Hey f**ker, I mean still sounds the fuckin same doesnt it f**ker"
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As my Dad always told me - "It's better to keep your mouth shut and let the world think you're an idiot than open it and remove all possible doubt".

I know he wasn't the first to say it, but you listen more when it's your Dad.

Regards,

Derek.
Less than 1000 posts and writer's block has set in :-(

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I'm always amazed how some people think they know everything.....and this guy dropped out of school in the ninth grade?! Heh.....pretty ironic really....
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VitaminD wrote:what a butt if he talks to ppl like that.. after hearing the first words out of his mouth in that way I'd have been gone..
he's been that way all his life, today he was in bad mood I guess, no surprise he's single...he talks like a jerk sometimes, but he is actually good guy, he's very honest and trustworthy. His only problem is (and this far from the first conversation like this we've had) he's not that smart...he tries real hard to fit in with those who are, however he fails to see how dumb he looks when he says these things. Other things he has said "black flies don't bite" once we were talking about a compound mitre saw...I said (btw he's in construction) the mitre was the table angle and the head could be angled for bevels...he said only routers bevel, a bevel is a rounded edge :hihi: the table is the mitre and the head angle is the compound. I asked if he knew what compound meant, he said I just explained it to you. I told him he was quite mistaken, it's called a compound saw because it does both and compound is derived from the word combine...again I was stupid :shrug:

But think about it, these are our audiences, we make our songs sound perfect. Apprently we are the only ones who care because John Q Public couldn't tell you the difference between a sine wave and fans doing the wave at a sporting event. That's why I posted this...I think I'm too critical of my own music (and assume I'm not alone), but then I can't change so what the hell...:hihi:
The highest form of knowledge is empathy, for it requires us to suspend our egos and live in another's world. It requires profound, purpose‐larger‐than‐the‐self kind of understanding.

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The most annoying people in the world aren't the ignorant; the most annoying people in the world are the ignorant ones who defend their ignorance with a sense of honor and pride.

These people possess that unfortunately widespread quality I call Data Resistance. No matter how plainly and obviously they are faced with facts proving they are wrong, their belief in ignorant ideas, dogma, political or religious ideologies cannot be shattered.

Great minds think alike. Unfortunately, so do petty ones.

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Jonny X wrote:I'm highly critical of my music...
You are on the path to wisdom, Grashopper.

P.S. That wasn't meant as a slam on your music (me not being personally familiar with it).

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Derek up North wrote:As my Dad always told me - "It's better to keep your mouth shut and let the world think you're an idiot than open it and remove all possible doubt".

I know he wasn't the first to say it, but you listen more when it's your Dad.

Regards,

Derek.
this is the smartest thing i ever heard. it even applies to this post that i am writing right now

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whyterabbyt wrote:Should have stabbed him in the eardrums with a sharpened spoon.

"Hey f**ker, I mean still sounds the fuckin same doesnt it f**ker"
:hihi:

I prefer using sharpened chopsticks..

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