Poll: Train local mockingbird to imitate Moogs, Arps, etc.?

Anything about MUSIC but doesn't fit into the forums above.

Should Meffy give the local mockingbird an unfair advantage?

Sure, it's worth a try.
12
44%
Sure, and I have some presets you can use.
0
No votes
Sure, and I want any presets you make.
7
26%
No, it will upset the mockingbird by making him think your monitor is a much larger competitor.
2
7%
No, it is an evil plan and you should be ashamed of yourself.
2
7%
No, I am another male mockingbird and you would be putting me at a competitive disadvantage.
1
4%
No, I am your next-door neighbor and am already plenty tired of those weird noises you make.
1
4%
Fish-hawk.
2
7%
 
Total votes: 27

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Right, here's the setup:

By audio means combined with aerial chases a male mockingbird has established its territory in our area, including perch-and-sing points on the holly tree just outside my window.

The bigger a male mockingbird's repertoire of musical phrases gets, the more chances of attracting a mate are said to increase.

The mockingbird's vocal apparatus is sufficiently flexible to make the sounds of screeching car brakes, ringing cell phones, and so forth.

I know a bit about the fine-grained sonic structure of complex birdsongs and calls, and can study them further if need be.

So what do y'all think? Should I attempt to subvert Nature's Wonderful Plan by making some bird-like presets for various soft synths, then play them out the window in a mockingbird-style "composition" in the hopes it will learn to imitate the new sounds? =^_^=

Meffy

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I voted "Sure, it's worth a try." I hear they don't do curnk, though.

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but, what if said mockingbird tries to "mate" with you're computer?
:nutter:

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Window-screens, man, window-screens. *nodnod*

Besides, if anything it would try to fight. Which would be bad enough.

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if that mockingbird don't sing ?...
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... I'm a-gonna modulate 'im with a ring!

*tweet tweet tweet*
*trilllll trilllll*
*CLANG SKREEEK CLANK*
*chirrup etc.*

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Some of the birds round here have picked up the SMS tone from mobiles and sing in morse code. As long as they dont start on the Crazy f**king Frog we'll be OK...

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Be careful what you ask for... maybe you will have nightmares after you teach him how to immitate Benassi (btw. I hate that guy) lines and Hoovers... on the other hand, you could sample him later and make a library... ;)

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Lucky for me (I suppose) I'm rather old school, 1960s/70s, and don't even know this Benassi of which you speak. ;-) But your advice, and torhan's, is noted. I'll be careful not to use any hoovers or crunk. Maybe Beaver and Krause, or Perrey and Kingsley.

Sampling -- yes, the thought had crossed my mind. (It got lonely in there; so few other thoughts to talk to!) I haven't any sampling equipment at the moment, still saving up for a mic. Once I have that, a fairly long cord would do the trick.

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oooh - make it alias. Make it scream like a Virus. Hilarious, Meffy!!

Wow and the possibilities are endless! Just think, after it mates, it can teach its Moog-ish ways to its off-spring (in full consent with its mate, that would obviously have to be a raver mockingbird attracted to electronica). You could change the evolution of a species and then someone -maybe someone involved with the open-sourced Wusikstation - can come up with a mocking-bird emulation.
Last edited by mayan on Tue May 24, 2005 4:35 pm, edited 1 time in total.

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"Aliasing frog-bird drives neighborhood crazy -- Fine Arts Police on lookout for large striped skunk wearing Hawaiian shirt. Video at eleven."

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Plus I bet it would be a hell of a companion to the Woodblock Emulation.

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On a note: excellent mics can be got so cheap nowadays, it's unbelievable:

http://www.audiomidi.com/manufacturer.cfm?mid=212

Btw: I was born in 1968, so that doesn't make me total old school, but my synth awareness started in the late 70s too... ;)

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mayan wrote:You could change the evolution of a species and then someone -maybe someone involved with the open-sourced Wusikstation - can come up with a mocking-bird emulation.
Was my plot really that transparent? *blush*

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I've been looking at Studio Projects on the recommendation of... oh, I don't remember, whyterabbyt maybe? And now yours. Thank you. Right now I couldn't afford a clip-on replacement mic for a portable cassette recorder. :-D Next month, or the month after, maybe.

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