KVR Audio

freeztar · Post by **freeztar** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 3:00 am

This is funny until people actually buy it...
And then it's just...
Hillarious!!!

androidlove · Post by **androidlove** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 3:03 am

toine6 wrote:Pull my finger.

Smells like Sting....no...wait....it's a Sting fan. Right?

toine6 · Post by **toine6** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 3:20 am

androidlove wrote:
toine6 wrote:Pull my finger.
Smells like Sting....no...wait....it's a Sting fan. Right?

His Biggest fan!

tony tony chopper · Post by **tony tony chopper** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 3:25 am

the silence in the demo samples isn't even dithered, it must be a joke

toine6 · Post by **toine6** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 3:33 am

Do they use convolution samples for the silence and what can it do that my mute button can't?

Damn audiophiles, always hearing things I can't, or in this case they can't hear even more than me which continues to show their prowess.

meeks · Post by **meeks** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 3:35 am

hihi thats great

mgcollins21 · Post by **mgcollins21** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 4:07 am

I'm gonna get the Dead Quietenator one and blast it into my ears with headphones so I can get to sleep with my noisy neighbors!!!

LBN · Post by **LBN** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 4:22 am

Virtual Studio Visitor even has a Ninja preset. That is cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Sicklecell666 · Post by **Sicklecell666** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 4:25 am

You just had to bring that page up, didn't you..

Hewitt Huntwork · Post by **Hewitt Huntwork** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 4:39 am

I don't know if you guys have tried this yet, but if you use two instances of Dead Quietenator panned hard left and right you can get some neat effects. By mixing the available types of silence you can get eerie silence, golden silence, or anything inbetween.

Also, if you've recorded a bad performance, you can just slap a DQ on it, turn the threshold all the way up, and you get silence where the bad take was.

tony tony chopper · Post by **tony tony chopper** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 5:07 am

what, a ninja and no pirate?

http://www.geocities.com/theff6/Pirates.htm

ghost666 · Post by **ghost666** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 5:09 am

... & its not even april!

noizetronic · Post by **noizetronic** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 5:46 am

reminds me of a producer assistant plugin for some creamware dsp card, depicted in an ancient issue of keyboards magazine. This one would generate hip hop lyrics and turn your track into a chartbreaker with the click of a mouse..

Looks like i would have to start saving for dead quietenator

regards noizetronic

hoffy · Post by **hoffy** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 5:59 am

Fuckin' hell some people have too much time on their hands. That is directed at the website creator.. and anyone who visited this site =)

Very promising new plugins!