KVR Audio

slartibartfast · Post by **slartibartfast** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 9:03 am

kovacs wrote:But you know, the EMI prez might hear it and think "wow, sounds just like my cat, it's pure genius, SIGN THIS GUY!".

I've heard he likes a bit of pussy from time to time

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 9:05 am

i have decided that my votes will be based on the falsehood that i have infiltrated emi and want to put out some good tunes for a change,hehe commercial is for the tvs boit!

xander · Post by **xander** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 9:06 am

vurt wrote:

how the hell do you get all that outa what i did?

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 9:08 am

...xander wrote:
vurt wrote:

how the hell do you get all that outa what i did?

did you see hovmods review???
im amazed i put so much thought into my track

whyterabbyt · Post by **whyterabbyt** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 9:09 am

Hovmod and Respirator - ta for the reviews and glad you liked the track...

although I'm in tears that respirator thinks this wouldnt get me a major label deal. I mean (say) Kissing the Pink got on Atlantic in the US didnt they? Or is it just (sob) cos I cant sing.

kovacs · Post by **kovacs** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 9:10 am

vurt wrote:
...xander wrote:
vurt wrote:

how the hell do you get all that outa what i did?

did you see hovmods review???
im amazed i put so much thought into my track

Must be all that juice!

freeztar · Post by **freeztar** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 9:11 am

respirator wrote:I'm almost scaringly nice this time.

respirator wrote: Freeztar, Keep it Bumpin': Intriguing in an almost, but not quite scary way. Interesting thing going on, but it comes across as a bit incoherent. Nice track.

Be mean with me, I know your critical side is unfriendly to most, but not me.

The incoherent comment is a bit puzzeling, could you elaborate please.

One of my friends who heard this said, "I don't like this". "Why", I asked, "Because there is too much going on".

Perhaps this is what you're getting at?

xander · Post by **xander** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 9:12 am

respirator wrote: I really don't like sampled drum sets).

I am curious -- why is it that you don't like 'sampled drum sets'?

Ultimately, what's the difference between a real sampled drum and an audio recording of a drum?

Hovmod · Post by **Hovmod** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 9:13 am

...xander wrote:
vurt wrote:

how the hell do you get all that outa what i did?

indeed.
I took your song and put it through a hipass intellectualizer, with gain set to about 11 and the rectum analyzer on medium. Then I set my bad conscience to freerun, and didn't edit or read the post before hitting send.

What? I wasn't close? You didn't want to make fun of idiotic pop music by doing it better but not giving a f**k?

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 9:16 am

i was making fun of an idiot(myself)and not really giving a f**k

i have nothing against pop music per se its just i know my strengths and they aint here

so figured id at least have a go and maybe get past my fear of microphones,dint work

respirator · Post by **respirator** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 9:24 am

freeztar wrote:The incoherent comment is a bit puzzeling, could you elaborate please.

One of my friends who heard this said, "I don't like this". "Why", I asked, "Because there is too much going on".

Perhaps this is what you're getting at?

I think so. I didn't analyze. It's a mood.

respirator · Post by **respirator** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 9:28 am

...xander wrote:
respirator wrote: I really don't like sampled drum sets).
I am curious -- why is it that you don't like 'sampled drum sets'?

Ultimately, what's the difference between a real sampled drum and an audio recording of a drum?

I don't like drum sets. Period. They are a big limitation in the way we make and think music, IMHO. But a real drummer playing in a band has feeling etc. Programmed drums are boring. You can do so much interesting stuff with percussive elements when you're using a computer. Any and all sound can be used. Why anyone would want to use a sampled drum set is beyond me. All rules have exceptions.

(I used a sampled drum set this month, I know, but I was being ironic).

freeztar · Post by **freeztar** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 9:32 am

respirator wrote:
freeztar wrote:The incoherent comment is a bit puzzeling, could you elaborate please.

One of my friends who heard this said, "I don't like this". "Why", I asked, "Because there is too much going on".

Perhaps this is what you're getting at?
I think so. I didn't analyze. It's a mood.

Ok

I only asked because I get the impression that my shit is left field. I don't want to be incoherent (well, at least for this month

).
It's as commercial as I can get!!
At least, now!

xander · Post by **xander** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 9:40 am

respirator wrote:
...xander wrote:
respirator wrote: I really don't like sampled drum sets).
I am curious -- why is it that you don't like 'sampled drum sets'?

Ultimately, what's the difference between a real sampled drum and an audio recording of a drum?

I don't like drum sets. Period. They are a big limitation in the way we make and think music, IMHO. But a real drummer playing in a band has feeling etc. Programmed drums are boring. You can do so much interesting stuff with percussive elements when you're using a computer. Any and all sound can be used. Why anyone would want to use a sampled drum set is beyond me. All rules have exceptions.

(I used a sampled drum set this month, I know, but I was being ironic).

OK

You also mentioned that about sampled horns earlier as well -- I just think it's a pretty strange comment -- especially in a forum where virtually everyone uses samples/samplers and that such 'virtual instruments' is what KVR is all about...

You sure you're in the right forum?

whyterabbyt · Post by **whyterabbyt** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 9:43 am

Just for the record, Im using garret's downloader, and obviously it cant pick up those folk with tracks at The Auditorium. Sorry guys...

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