june contest ... GOSSIP

[knockman]

big thankyou to all the commentators this month. i'm sorry not to have done the same. in fact this is the first month i haven't reviewed them all since i first entered last august, but i needed a rest and some selfish time - so figuring that i know less than a chiff-chaff's chuff about the theme, i decided to sit this one out. here's to next month.

a few final replies:

Knockman - The Contract
Contract for what? A kill? Haunting song. It hangs together well, but to me this sounds like an afterthough which would come after another piece. I really like the cello in the back, beautiful touch. Might make my cut.

the cello is fitch's cello soundfont, i use it alot

Well, I almost fell like I'm plagerising knockman. This kind of review is really inspired by his work in the past.

...but your reviews have the distinction of being posed in tangible terms that people don't require a disorder to decipher. i found your drama highly entertaining and helpful in my own listening.

knockman -- The Contract: What this? Oh, now I get. Yeah, on list. Very much like Tom Waits on downer. Might not only get fired but shot, too. He always sound like that? Persona? Hmm, works this time. More Scotch, please.

luckily sven it didn't come to that.

knockman - The Contract
Disturbingly ethereal (or vice versa). Very different, but ultimately, not very commercial, I suspect - especially given the lyrical content.

thankyou slartibartfast, the comment's exactly as i wish , you won't get a commercial song from me for love or money - unless samual beckett's storming the charts!

got some final listening to do before voting.

regards

[You™]

Lady (and I use that term loosely) J, I seem to remember you didn't accuse pHz of being "noisily domineering; tending to browbeat others the act of intimidating a weaker person to make them do something..."

A bully you defined. Isn't that ironic? I can think of at least two instances this month were you exhibited the exact bullying behavior you describe.

And please Mary, give me a break! Playing a Buddhist temple in Catlett, Virginia is hardly DC! You're playing a church festival in Manassas, though I can't find you on the poster. No doubt some fascist peasant killing cannibal neo-con racist butcher left you off. Oh wait, maybe that's the third sign! The unheralded diva of the prophecy.

Maybe windchillfactor, Ugo and I could drop by. What time are you on stage?

[vurt]

If the next contest becomes as focused on one person as this month's, I think I'll pass...

hey!i worked hard and deserve the attention

[vurt]

If the next contest becomes as focused on one person as this month's, I think I'll pass...

hey!i worked hard and deserve the attention

[vurt]

so much so i said it twice

[Wopelka]

peace

[liqih]

Liqih -- here comes dee bass: Here come dee what? Title say bass but sound more like some pics I found on Emdot PC . . . OK, keep quiet so he not hear. Funny song. More computer talk. Very popular today. Emdot do one but is scared to publish. Always said Emdot was wimp. Emdot is scared of his own bass! But, no, sorry this not on list too.

sounds like Emdot is a bass, or bass is an Emdot

in the end 8 lines to say Funny song.


thanks anyway

[Katanaman]

Katanaman -- An open letter to the Man: SVP hate jazz, punk and French in that order. This is in. Put on list. Listen to screaming. POGO TIME! Punk rave pogo great for watching girls go all jiggle jiggle . . .

Emdot No, Sven, you just went to the restroom. Sit. Listen. Here's the next song.

Are you suggesting my song sounds like a restroom?!

Thanks for reviewing.

By the way, you may have noticed I tend to reply to my reviews late, for some reason... sorry for that

[whyterabbyt]

vurt quoth

hey!i worked hard and deserve the attention

Yeah but you're still a sad tart for getting your baps out

[Lady J]

Wow a lot of assumptions UTM. You know what happens when you assume... Anyway, thanks to everyone for the votes. I am having a hard time picking my number one but the rest are in the bag.

It is so nice that most people can leave Hyde Park topics out of the Gossip thread. Raspberries to the two guys who could not..

"Knock knock..."
"Who's there?"
"Orange"
"The phone service?"
"No, stupid! Orange!"
"Orange what? Orange who?"
"Orangeyagladthismonthscompisalmostover?"

I know I am Best wishes to everyone, it is hard playing the role of "Major Label Artist" and having many lovers and a few annoying "hatas".

It ain't as easy as it looks on TV yo.

[vurt]

pfft my tits are bigger than hers f**k mine are bigger than the donks probably
as for the snakey cant i just tuck it in like buffalo bill?

[Katanaman]

Katanaman - Open Letter To The Man
Great! Love it. Needed some metal. It does sound a little too generic, though...although perhaps the catchy chorus revives it a bit. Might make my cut.

Thank you. I wasn't going for a generic sound so maybe I should try harder next time I do punk. It's still good to see you like the chorus. One question, though. What do you mean by needed some metal? Heavier guitars? Thanks again.

[whyterabbyt]

vurt quoth pfft my tits are bigger than hers f**k mine are bigger than the donks probably

Leave two guys alone in a tent and the first thing they do is starting comparing their tits. Sheesh.

as for the snakey cant i just tuck it in like buffalo bill?

Sure. Use tape though, not a stapler. That stings.

[Lady J]

Must go to Chinatown again for more skin care product. See you in the sun at Live8. Peace.

[vurt]

put the lotion in the basket...i SAID PUT THE f**king LOTION IN THE f**king BASKET


hmmm,knock at the door,im not expectin flowers?