New product coming from SR!

[Caleb]

I'm really intrigued by this product now.

Caleb

[harmony gardens]

Well, it does also have guitars and there is one instrument in particular if I said it had you would for sure know what it is. But, I can't.

Is it a Calliope with more chiff in the attack??

[hello1234]

a big band sound collection..........

jazz of some sorts?

Circus music staring dweezle zappa?

[hello1234]

wait, classic rock sounds?

nono, couldn't be ........

[Squids]

Well, it does also have guitars and there is one instrument in particular if I said it had you would for sure know what it is. But, I can't.

Is it a Calliope with more chiff in the attack??

It does have a Calliope with more chiff in the attack since you ask. Uh oh.

[Squids]

a big band sound collection..........

jazz of some sorts?

Circus music staring dweezle zappa?

What else floats?

Tiny rocks?

Wood?



A big band featuring the sounds of pan flutes and chiffy calliope? The Circus music sounds like a good guess but not it's not that... well, I suppose one COULD make some really good Circus music with it though... and a lot of other styles of music too.

[Squids]

wait, classic rock sounds?

nono, couldn't be ........

Wait eye know! (?) You could use it to make some classic rock music.

[Kim Lajoie]

You could use it to make some classic rock music.

That doesn't help! You could use ANY Sonic Reality product to make classic rock!

-Kim.

[harmony gardens]

Woo hoo,,, a calliope with more chiff in the attack!!

Can I preorder??

[Derek up North]

(Ahem) I have a theory. It is mine, it belongs to me and I own it (blame Squids - he started the Python quoting).

The missing instrument is the Alpine Horn and the product is the "SR Home Yodelling Kit".

Yes folks, everything you need to reproduce your favourite Swiss yodelling classics in the comfort of your own home. Using Sampletank's unique STRETCH technology just a single note can become the melody of your next yodelling classic. Using the built in techno drum and bass sounds you too can create a Europop novelty hit. The extra chiff in the attack of the calliope (also heard in the score to the hit film of the same name) will set you apart from other techno yodelling Europop novelty artistes. Sign up now for the pre-order and get a bonus CD with 50 pre-looped 24 bit yodels to get you started.



Regards,

Derek.

[telebunke]

New product coming up from SR?
What does SR stand for? Let me guess.
Supersonic Rootbeer?

tele

[hotmitts]

It's a Progressive rock sound bank? Mellotrons, cheesy synth leads, obligatory folk section, ten minute drum solo;

It also comes with a random lyric generator to help you match such dubious classics as
'Cats' foot' iron claw, neuro surgeons scream for more' (King Crimson)
'A seasoned witch may call you from the depths of your disgrace, and re-arrange your liver to the solid mental grace' (Yes)

-they don't write 'em like that anymore-

Also comes with instructions on how to build your own mini stonehenge, and face make-up for live sets; also gives you a mailing list to recruit some hippy-chick groupies who'll do your i-ching and roll one up for you

[harmony gardens]

It's a Progressive rock sound bank? Mellotrons, cheesy synth leads, obligatory folk section, ten minute drum solo;

It also comes with a random lyric generator to help you match such dubious classics as
'Cats' foot' iron claw, neuro surgeons scream for more' (King Crimson)
'A seasoned witch may call you from the depths of your disgrace, and re-arrange your liver to the solid mental grace' (Yes)

-they don't write 'em like that anymore-

Also comes with instructions on how to build your own mini stonehenge, and face make-up for live sets; also gives you a mailing list to recruit some hippy-chick groupies who'll do your i-ching and roll one up for you

Man, that's gotta be close,,,, and with the Calliope with extra chiff in the attack to make the freak show music, and the pan flute sound ,,, it will inspire those hippy chicks to pick flowers, and dance around a May pole,,,

I wonder if there will be samples of fairy wings flapping,,,

[Kim Lajoie]

Using Sampletank's unique STRETCH technology just a single note can become the melody of your next yodelling classic.

-Kim.

[hotmitts]

derekupnorth
harmony gardens