KVR Audio

Jaidy · Post by **Jaidy** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 2:46 pm

Came across this at FARK:

Indisputably the finest recording facility in the world.

Just ask Tommy Cruise!

Also check out the

An Analysis of Rock Music,wherein the worlds leading huckster/shyster gives his fool proof or
foolsgold formula for hit records.

funkynuts · Post by **funkynuts** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 3:07 pm

Did you see that mic collection though

dystonia_ek · Post by **dystonia_ek** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 4:20 pm

"A large part of what brings that purity and faithfulness of sound is Ron’s discovery -- and he was the first and only to discern the fact -- that sound does not have wavelengths; it simply has vibrations. In consequence, much advanced acoustic design suffers from a generally misunderstood concept of precisely how sound behaves"

MickGael · Post by **MickGael** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 4:53 pm

Arriving at L. Ron Hoover's modernistic office / cathedral/warehouse/condominium complex, Joe is greeted by a pre-recorded message and a dramatically illuminated image on a wall-sized tv screen.

L. Ron Hoover:
Welcome to the first church of appliantology! the white zone is for loading and unloading only!

- Frank Zappa

pethu · Post by **pethu** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 5:00 pm

I am fascinated by the concept of a studio that is built with the clearly stated purpose

"to ensure no sound transmission during recording"

red_giant · Post by **red_giant** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 5:02 pm

Anybody who writes an article analysing rock & roll, has completly missed the point of rock & roll.

"One can conclude that successful and lasting rock music has (a) heavy and numerous orchestral backup" - Ron Hubbard

The Rolling Stone's, Eric Clapton, Hendrix, Pink Floyd, The Who, The Kinks, Bob Dylan, Zepplin, to name a few, DONT have orchestras and have been around forever.

Hovmod · Post by **Hovmod** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 5:14 pm

Give the man a break. If I had orchestrated a wildly successful scam, I'd have build a f**king great studio, too.

deaneager · Post by **deaneager** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 5:15 pm

Man, steer clear of the scientologists / dianetics foundation. I bought a book off them once and had them 'phoning me 2 to 3 times a week for the next 2 years. Shouting at them didn't help, they just asked "why are you so angry, Dean? You need to go on our anger management course..."
Even after I moved house, the new occupants kept getting 'phone calls from them asking to speak to me, and they had a different 'phone number!!!

waiting man · Post by **waiting man** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 6:43 pm

all this reminds me the Bowfinger movie..best Eddie Murphy, ever! "gonads!"

Meffy · Post by **Meffy** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 7:07 pm

dystonia_ek wrote:vibrations

Ah, vibrations! Probably Atlantean power crystals* too. =9_9=

*uses awesome MephitPowerz(tm) to remotely view studio*

Feh. The whole thing is absolutely riddled with dangerous engrams, orgonic dead zones, and stuff that would cause any giggy-meter to melt in sheer unadulterated shock. *tsk* I recommend the studio's present owners undertake a ritual of cleansing and purification involving lots of gasoline and a kitchen match. (The studio, not themselves, I hasten to add.) Otherwise their chances of evolving into evanescent star-beings are at serious risk.
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* Dyed, common-as-muck quartz crystals, that is, sold at prices that would make the most pretentious of legitimate jewelers blush in shame.

Stupid American Pig · Sat Aug 13, 2005 11:02 pm

Hovmod wrote:Give the man a break. If I had orchestrated a wildly successful scam, I'd have build a fkucing great studio, too.

knockman · Post by **knockman** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 11:21 pm

L. Ron Hubbard [March 13, 1911 - January 14, 1986] lived an extraordinary and adventurous life. Although best known as the founder of the Scientology religion, he was also a Master Mariner, Pilot, Photographer, Musician, Author, Explorer, Philosopher and much more besides.

He lived at Saint Hill Manor, East Grinstead, between 1959 and 1967 during which time he greatly contributed to the local community. He was the East Grinstead Road Safety Committee organiser, an East Grinstead Parade Marshal and he sponsored children's cycling competitions.
He was Vice President of the East Grinstead Horticultural Society and carried out revolutionary horticultural experiments at Saint Hill. He was also involved with and contributed to numerous community events and local organizations such as the St Johns Ambulance brigade and the Adeline Genee Theatre to which he was an original donor.

The East Grinstead community has profited enormously from Mr. Hubbard's decision to make East Grinstead the place to further his research on the mind and life. Countless visitors have come from all over the world to study his discoveries here since 1959 when Saint Hill was Mr. Hubbard's home.

horticultural experiments?

Hovmod · Post by **Hovmod** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 11:36 pm

knockman wrote: horticultural experiments?

Is that your band?

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 11:43 pm

pethu wrote:I am fascinated by the concept of a studio that is built with the clearly stated purpose

"to ensure no sound transmission during recording"

whats wrong with a bit of ambient experimentation?

SaviorNeeded · Post by **SaviorNeeded** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 11:54 pm

One of Ron's toadies wrote:

Where can I get those tapestries?

Tom