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Emerald Tablet · Post by **Emerald Tablet** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 4:58 pm

I hadn`t read this

Your withdrawn guitarsimulation never sounded anything like a guitar but it produced the most hypnotic sound i ever heard! Take care

hope to see you around again some day

Miro · Post by **Miro** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 5:11 pm

heres to better times for you, xoxos

take care!

Steven West · Post by **Steven West** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 6:54 pm

That severely sucks my main Mad Bull. When in society did it become mandatory that if one doesn't get laid, they still get f**ked?

Well my man, I hope you get to shoot some good spooge on something nice to make up for all this crap.

Don't be a stranger from here long you crazy chutney ferret - the rational may drive me crazy.

dee ess pee · Post by **dee ess pee** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 8:06 pm

xoxos packages his stuff very well, and it has a very strong familiar smell.

hehe

clueless · Post by **clueless** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 8:40 pm

dee ess pee wrote:xoxos packages his stuff very well

he's a professional! ha! he'll hate that.

dee ess pee wrote:and it has a very strong familiar smell.

it must be cat piss because he swore blind he'd been off weed for months...

cptgone · Post by **cptgone** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 10:33 pm

clueless wrote:it must be cat piss because he swore blind he'd been off weed for months...

I think he used to smoke the whole cat, to inhale extra life points, seated on a throne... Glancing menace at his servants and followers... smoking the cat like a big fat happy cat, having an after dinner smoke.

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A robot lobster sneaks by, tail between its legs, not resting before it's out of the view from xoxos manor.
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My tealeaves tell me he's now a pirate, one of his soles are made of wood so he can limp like the pirates of old - he's wearing his napoleon outfit as seen on DT's mastergif and he's rumoured to drink his opponents' blood.

You shouldn't believe the gossip about the mayonnaise incident though. Nuff said.

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my supervising controller thinks "off" and his glasses become transparent again. he thinks "coffee" and drinks it, "sofa" and look: he's seated, real comfy.

a guard comes by, escorting a human specimen to the programming leech on the lower deck.

my controller calls him, eager to brag over the total control he now has over me - he made me post this - but the guard walks on in silence, leaving little drops of alien ooze on the floor, ready to grow into new guards. or controllers
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xoxos concludes