A plugin that will make music for me?

[herodotus]

OK, I have a host and a bunch of synths.

I have a mixing board and some microphones, and some instruments like guitar and so on.

What I need to know is: How do you get all this stuff to make beautiful, heartbreaking, and extremely pro-sounding commercially viable music?

I turn things on, I sit looking at my DAW, but....NOTHING!

What is wrong? Do I need a faster computer?

A more expensive host?

Or is there a plugin that can do all of this for me?

It would have to be cheap (under 20$ US) but I don't want amateur/kiddie stuff, just stuff that the pros like BT and Sting use.











Oh, and while you are at it, does anyone know how to get signed after this plugin writes and produces all of my songs for me?

[Modeler]

Try this:

http://www.kvraudio.com/get/1945.html

If that doesn't work; I hear GForce's next product will be a highly accurate emulation of David Bowie...

[snooky]

right..this is trollin' ...let's get him banned

[shamann]

Music is for chumps and definitely not pro.

But since you ask...

Go xoxos all the way. See Talent, Midibreath and Atomic Traveller. And it's all free. And BT says he's used SynthEdit-made plugins, so you've got all your bases covered.

Problem solved.

[snooky]

*last post - sarcasm... *

[shamann]

*last post - sarcasm... *

Troll!

[cptgone]

Try this:

http://www.kvraudio.com/get/1945.html

If that doesn't work; I hear GForce's next product will be a highly accurate emulation of David Bowie...

I hope the knob won't be too flimsy.

[stefancrs]

Not a plugin, but...
http://www.maz-sound.de/archives/saiko10r9.zip
Made by arguru, a long time ago

[nuffink]

Try this:

http://www.kvraudio.com/get/1945.html

First thing that crossed my mind too.

Of course, you could try a new eq.

[shamann]

I like running Chordspace through a new EQ, I find the sonic results are vastly improved.

Transparent, you might even say.

[robenestobenz]

I'd say you're more in the market for one that makes good jokes.

[Jbravo]

there's probably a book someone can recommend that will you give an amazing artistic vision and the skill to realise it too

[herodotus]

I'd say you're more in the market for one that makes good jokes.

What, no links??

You sure aren't very helpful!

[Barf]

Sounds like a job for Babya...

[SuitcaseOfLizards]

You want the host with the "Make Hit" and "Create Talent" buttons. These have long been sought as additions to many 3D modelling and animation programs, but their implementation still eludes the major developers.

I'd wait for Babya "Logic Hit Generator".