KVR Audio

original flipper · Post by **original flipper** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 11:50 pm

HI

Busker Studio Pro 2000 - hard to find but should you be so lucky ... then I wish you well.

Flipper.

Frippertronix · Post by **Frippertronix** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 12:07 am

herodotus wrote:I turn things on, I sit looking at my DAW, but....NOTHING!

You are in trouble.

bambooman · Post by **bambooman** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 12:21 am

well, it is not under 20$ but if you get a old+used version, at a yardsale it might work out

get: music maker deluxe

it has an automation - built in,
all you have to do "press the generate button"
then it will spit out a "professional track"
just for you..

cool huh?!

*** original product info! ***

"This is how we make music!
Click on sound and video modules or add recorded vocals and live instruments to create an original, professional-sounding song in minutes!"

"NEW!
Drum machine, ringtone generator, Vintage Effects Suite PLUS, ASIO, live input, Remix Maker, 3500 sounds, videos and presets."

http://site.magix.net/english-us/home/m ... 1&version=

gravehill · Post by **gravehill** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 12:52 pm

Today is your lucky day:

http://www.kvraudio.com/get/1265.html

herodotus · Post by **herodotus** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 7:04 pm

gravehill wrote:Today is your lucky day:

http://www.kvraudio.com/get/1265.html

Thank god!

Now with this and those plugs by xoxos, I can take all of the effort out of computermusicmaking.

Newbie Brad · Post by **Newbie Brad** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 2:01 pm

herodotus wrote:OK, I have a host and a bunch of synths.

I have a mixing board and some microphones, and some instruments like guitar and so on.

What I need to know is: How do you get all this stuff to make beautiful, heartbreaking, and extremely pro-sounding commercially viable music?

I turn things on, I sit looking at my DAW, but....NOTHING!

What is wrong? Do I need a faster computer?

A more expensive host?

Or is there a plugin that can do all of this for me?

It would have to be cheap (under 20$ US) but I don't want amateur/kiddie stuff, just stuff that the pros like BT and Sting use.

Oh, and while you are at it, does anyone know how to get signed after this plugin writes and produces all of my songs for me?

Don't worry. This is exactly the situation in the White House for the last 5 years.

Cabinfever · Post by **Cabinfever** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 2:21 pm

Herodotus you already have the plugin installed: it is the little ball of hot slop at the top of your spinal column.

herodotus · Post by **herodotus** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 2:37 pm

Cabinfever wrote:Herodotus you already have the plugin installed: it is the little ball of hot slop at the top of your spinal column.

Yes, but its the most buggy piece of software I have ever seen.

Sepheritoh · Post by **Sepheritoh** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 2:53 pm

Ya plug in da hi fi in da wall and play da cd.

Dat will do the trick!!

Meffy · Post by **Meffy** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 3:44 pm

Aleatoric feline composition is all the rage. You'll need at least one of each of these:

Meffy · Post by **Meffy** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 3:48 pm

If the composition is good, the kitten will do a Dr. John-style "YEAHHHH!"

In the case of a buggy kitten, use a good flea remedy.

A plugin that will make music for me?