Aha! ...Ahahaha!...Ahahahahahahaa!!!! PLEASE READ THIS.

[LBN]

I was going to say he looks just like Vanilla Ice, but then I saw the file name. It is Vanilla of course.

I was looking for that clip from MTV where he denies that his bass line came from "under pressure". Does anyone have a clue where I can find that? It's the funniest shit ever, seeing this guy sit there singing the bass lines going THIS is my song (dum-dum-dum-duhduh-dum-dum) and THIS is under pressure (dum-dum-dum-duhduh-dum-dum).
Anyone save that priceless clip?

MTV has it on their site. They see the humor value in it too:

http://www.mtv.com/bands/az/vanilla_ice/artist.jhtml

Click on "20 Most Outrageous Moments: Vanilla Sings His Dings" link.

[toine6]

he wants us to call him daddy... because britney is mommy?

[lavoll]

I was going to say he looks just like Vanilla Ice, but then I saw the file name. It is Vanilla of course.

I was looking for that clip from MTV where he denies that his bass line came from "under pressure". Does anyone have a clue where I can find that? It's the funniest shit ever, seeing this guy sit there singing the bass lines going THIS is my song (dum-dum-dum-duhduh-dum-dum) and THIS is under pressure (dum-dum-dum-duhduh-dum-dum).
Anyone save that priceless clip?

MTV has it on their site. They see the humor value in it too:

http://www.mtv.com/bands/az/vanilla_ice/artist.jhtml

Click on "20 Most Outrageous Moments: Vanilla Sings His Dings" link.

oh no, it doesnt work on my computer. i really want to see this

[Amberience]

I just gouged out my ear drums.
I advise you all to do the same.
Kfed has his head up his ass
boi he'z a gonna insane.

He was a dancer boi
He said seeya later boi
I f**ked him in the ass boi
Boi boi boi DADDY DOO! DOOOO DOOOO!

....


ugh....

[Glassback]

I was going to say he looks just like Vanilla Ice, but then I saw the file name. It is Vanilla of course.

I was looking for that clip from MTV where he denies that his bass line came from "under pressure". Does anyone have a clue where I can find that? It's the funniest shit ever, seeing this guy sit there singing the bass lines going THIS is my song (dum-dum-dum-duhduh-dum-dum) and THIS is under pressure (dum-dum-dum-duhduh-dum-dum).
Anyone save that priceless clip?

MTV has it on their site. They see the humor value in it too:

http://www.mtv.com/bands/az/vanilla_ice/artist.jhtml

Click on "20 Most Outrageous Moments: Vanilla Sings His Dings" link.

oh no, it doesnt work on my computer. i really want to see this

doesn't work in Opera, does work in IE.

quote from the interview - "er, we sampled it from 'em but it's not that same bass line..."
How'd you sample someones song, but not?

[Hovmod]

MTV has it on their site. They see the humor value in it too:

http://www.mtv.com/bands/az/vanilla_ice/artist.jhtml

Click on "20 Most Outrageous Moments: Vanilla Sings His Dings" link.

Ah. Quality. Thanks, mate!

[LBN]

oh no, it doesnt work on my computer. i really want to see this

I mirrored it here:

http://rapidshare.de/files/7172326/vani ... ol.rm.html

[Joseph Burrell]

Make fun of it all you like, but they (the label) understands the market better than anyone who's posted on this thread. That's a sad, depressing, fact. They know that for every 5 people that laugh at this, there's one who'll buy this ungodly piece of rat shite and love it. They'll make money on this deal and that will propel them to release the same drivel that they do all the time anyway. Its a vicious circle of infinite stupidity that the entertainment industry goes through. They have no concern about hightening the art of music or pushing the boundries. They want the money of every brain dead teenager on the planet, or at least the money mom and pop give them every week for allowance. They understand that, honestly, 10-30 year olds for the most part, have the musical taste of a gnat's ass. .01% of the world's population listen to music that is intellectually stimulating on some level, while the other 99.99% listen to it for its entertainment value or because they're giggly friends do, or because they think its cool or trendy or whatever. One can only hope that eventually the P2P sharing that the industry lauds so much, will put it out of business. Laugh all you want. I'm sure his record label is laughing at you too. All the way to the bank. Bling bling.

[snooky]

[herodotus]

Make fun of it all you like, but they (the label) understands the market better than anyone who's posted on this thread. That's a sad, depressing, fact. They know that for every 5 people that laugh at this, there's one who'll buy this ungodly piece of rat shite and love it. They'll make money on this deal and that will propel them to release the same drivel that they do all the time anyway. Its a vicious circle of infinite stupidity that the entertainment industry goes through. They have no concern about hightening the art of music or pushing the boundries. They want the money of every brain dead teenager on the planet, or at least the money mom and pop give them every week for allowance. They understand that, honestly, 10-30 year olds for the most part, have the musical taste of a gnat's ass. .01% of the world's population listen to music that is intellectually stimulating on some level, while the other 99.99% listen to it for its entertainment value or because they're giggly friends do, or because they think its cool or trendy or whatever. One can only hope that eventually the P2P sharing that the industry lauds so much, will put it out of business. Laugh all you want. I'm sure his record label is laughing at you too. All the way to the bank. Bling bling.

Yes, but ineffectual as it is, the laughter is cathartic.

If 99.99% of the world believes that the emperors new clothes are the cutting edge in style, it is all the more important for the remaining .01% to point out that he is, in fact, a naked dork; cluelessly cavorting like the idiot he is in front of the whole world.

[Joseph Burrell]

I'm not denying the validity of anyone's arguement, it just depresses me is all. There's more talent in the average KVR newb than there is in Kevin Federline (spelling?) The world at large doesn't care. I still can't fathom why I have to know what any of these people are doing from day to day like Entertainment Tonight does every evening from 6 to 6:30 PM. I could give a flying f*ck what they hell they've got going on. But, good lord, don't tell my wife's 13 year old niece that isn't important. She'd die from shock. Her life revolves around these no talent hacks. My wife is a borderline case. Me, I'm the black sheep of the family, running around the house cursing MTV, VH1, the dying gods of music. I haven't made any difference yet, but man, do I keep trying. Its sad, really, really sad.

One can only hope you're right and that the laugher is the laughter of a dying man choking on his own vomit. I hope for the sake of everything holy that there's going to be an eventual death of it. I keep waiting on Hollywood to do the same, but no such luck yet.

[Kingston]

Worry not about the record labels and A&R people,

I've got my man in front of sony headquarters.

[Hovmod]

If 99.99% of the world believes that the emperors new clothes are the cutting edge in style, it is all the more important for the remaining .01% to point out that he is, in fact, a naked dork; cluelessly cavorting like the idiot he is in front of the whole world.

Like this?

[Meffy]

Just interested to know what you think will take over from Grime?

[lavoll]

ah, the vanilla clip is realmedia. which i dont really want on my system oh well.