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vurt · Post by **vurt** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 1:21 pm

my new band will be called "choking the chase"

Meffy · Post by **Meffy** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 1:28 pm

Rangtangtang wrote:Vision Quest

Concerning Vision Quest: someone remind me, please -- did Madonna ever find her eyeglasses? (I'll bet they were up on top of her head the whole time.)

mlon · Post by **mlon** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 1:37 pm

p diddy
ice tea
ice cube
50 cents

arke · Post by **arke** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 1:43 pm

vurt wrote:my new band will be called "choking the chase"

you mean "choking the turtle turtle", right?

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 1:44 pm

"fisting chase in the turtles head"

bastien · Post by **bastien** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 1:56 pm

"Sixpence None The Richer" really pisses me off for some reason. What's it supposed to be, a literary reference or something? It's shit, whatever it is.

"James Blunt" - wouldn't you change it so something that isn't rhyming slang (James f**king Shit for example)?

Unkie Al · Post by **Unkie Al** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 1:59 pm

Squirrels From Hell, I'm Farting Tomorrow's Lunch, Hot Pink Gerbils, Dingle and the Berries, and anything with a bio-medical slant (Biohazard, Magnetic Rezzonance, Infarction, etc).

Favorite DJ name was "Strad Whitebread", a deliberately nerdy-looking U.S. jock in the early 80s that would hand off spin duties to an assistant then come down to the dance floor with a Laurie Anderson-type electronic violin. The bow would be a piece of recording tape with an audio sample that Strad would drag in rhythm across a playhead built into the violin, like rapid vinyl scratching. Fun act.

CypherOne · Post by **CypherOne** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 2:02 pm

mine is pretty crap according to normal's daughter...

advaya · Post by **advaya** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 2:04 pm

bastien wrote:"Sixpence None The Richer" really pisses me off for some reason. What's it supposed to be, a literary reference or something? It's shit, whatever it is.

And their music was about as bad as the name. I used to love that 'There She Goes...' song, up to the time that they redid it!

Rangtangtang · Post by **Rangtangtang** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 2:07 pm

Laurie Anderson reminds of the lowdspeaker, the sect, the final words and then death.

Ja.x · Post by **Ja.x** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 3:22 pm

Mi Sobre Si Sem Dó (E on a D without a C) = Me on the top of you without mercy.

Not sure if it's the worst or the best name

Ja.x · Post by **Ja.x** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 3:28 pm

Rangtangtang wrote:Laurie Anderson reminds of the lowdspeaker, the sect, the final words and then death.

Laurie Anderson? Stand up and bow when mentioning her name.

Voidoid Surrealist · Post by **Voidoid Surrealist** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 7:19 pm

NoSocialSkills wrote:
bastien wrote:"Sixpence None The Richer" really pisses me off for some reason. What's it supposed to be, a literary reference or something? It's shit, whatever it is.
And their music was about as bad as the name. I used to love that 'There She Goes...' song, up to the time that they redid it!

Weren't those guys a Christian band that took the lyrics literally?

Bunnyboy · Post by **Bunnyboy** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 9:08 pm

Worst:
Bumgravy
Bastard Kestral
The Leah Betts Experience

Best:
Leo Slayer
REO Speed dealer

bastien · Post by **bastien** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 9:20 pm

I'm reliably informed (ie. by a Welsh friend) that there's a chap on the pub circuit in Swansea who goes by the name of Brian Maiden.

That's not bad though - that's genius.

Worst Band/Artist Name