KVR Audio

Kingston · Post by **Kingston** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 8:57 pm

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... 4799831741

oh good god. why. damn it was funny.

I fell off my chair... twice.

t-willy · Post by **t-willy** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 9:12 pm

awesome

and he does have 100% positive feedback!

lates

t-willy

bastien · Post by **bastien** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 9:14 pm

What the feck was all that about?

Meffy · Post by **Meffy** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 9:16 pm

Ok worst case scenario you might only make up to $15,000,000.00 off of record sells I think we can both live with that.

Oh, THAT'S the worst case! I was thinking of something much worse. Silly me.

make up to $15,000,000.00

And of course I'll gladly sell you a book on a diet that will make you lose up to 100 pounds a week.

It is a thing of beauty, though it might be hard to discern.

jupiter8 · Post by **jupiter8** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 9:25 pm

Noone bought those hot beats?????
Don't you wan't to be a star?????
Oh my god!!!!!
If it is so bloody good why don't he release it himself.

Oh and this one is pure classic
"Let this disabled Vet have a chance to be paid his worth."

Priceless!!!

Meffy · Post by **Meffy** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 9:27 pm

GB!!!!!

fritzman · Post by **fritzman** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 9:31 pm

"If you are still reading, this might be for you. I will have my security with me for the appointment and you are welcome to bring yours, if that is alright with you? happy bidding"

Wow, this is serious stuff!!!

jackson · Post by **jackson** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 9:47 pm

any Artist who wants to be on any top 10 music hit charts

with my music arrangements produced on a MC 505 Roland groove box

might only make up to $15,000,000.00 off of record sells

Kingston · Post by **Kingston** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 10:01 pm

well damn. I've invested all wrong. Looks like I should've bought a groovebox 505.

cron · Post by **cron** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 10:03 pm

Perhaps he mixed said beats on these headphones he bought a few days ago.

Here's something from his other site:

I have conducted research using three different types of dance clubs. The dance clubs were R&B and Soul, Crunk-Gangster type Rap and R&B type Hip-Hop. I was able to uncover what type rhythm, instruments, and beats excited the crowds. In my quest for musical intelligence I was able to uncover what type of lyrics are more apt to make women dance with more passion. I discovered that the sound of certain instruments motivated dance crowds to dance. I have developed a drum beat that can be used with many categories of music that will make people dance. The only thing missing is your lyrics and stage presence. Want to make the top ten?

* Solution = (MEJAC Music Productions) Guaranteed Results

Sigle Music Arrangements (Beats) $20,000 - $40,000 US Dallars
Call to hear beats over telephone 6:30pm - 10:30pm ET
XXX-XXX-XXXX or XXX-XXX-XXXX, Make The Call To MEJAC

Meffy · Post by **Meffy** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 10:42 pm

Good stuff, cron. I like this:

In my quest for musical intelligence I was able to uncover what type of lyrics are more apt to make women dance with more passion.

[edit] Drat, the picture of the "Hypno-Spex" (guaranteed professional results) is blocked. That's what was supposed to go here.

fritzman wrote:"I will have my security with me for the appointment and you are welcome to bring yours, if that is alright with you?

That's so cute! :-} Dear Mr. Big-Time eBay Producer, I am a human-sized skunk. We always have our security with us.

laputa_sync · Post by **laputa_sync** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 10:49 pm

Very competitive prices! I hope they achieve a sale, all my brilliant schemes are equally as optimistic, i was going to sell free range eggs from a chicken for $1,000 a egg, but couldnt be bothered .... if i had i could afford one or two beats and i could retire on my millions.

sonicfire · Post by **sonicfire** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 10:54 pm

US $200,000.00

i can give you 200,000.00 kicks in your a** for being that perky

i wonder what he had to pay for that concerning ebays fees

sonicfire · Post by **sonicfire** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 10:59 pm

cron wrote:Perhaps he mixed said beats on these headphones he bought a few days ago.

androidlove · Post by **androidlove** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 11:08 pm

this should be a movie

ehhehe. ahhahha, oh dear lord. sharing the fun!