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SuitcaseOfLizards · Post by **SuitcaseOfLizards** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 6:01 pm

Frippertronix wrote:
woolyloach wrote: Starland Vocal Band "Afternoon Delight"

At least you've got to give that one credit for hutzpa. "Sky rockets in flight/Afternoon delight/Workin' up an appetite"

Hmmm, let's write a song and get it all over the radio in 1977 and it will just be about nothing other than porking in the afternoon because we are far too horny to wait six hours to do it later that night.

Point taken, although my main beef is that it was played nigh unto death when it came out, and now even hearing the lyrics makes me feel faintly ill...

SuitcaseOfLizards · Post by **SuitcaseOfLizards** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 6:06 pm

ResonantOrder wrote:New Girl Now by Honeymoon Suite.

The album Cold Lake by Celtic Frost.

Every Loverboy song ever written.

Aww, I loved changing the lyrics to Loverboy songs, like "Working for the Weekend" becomes "Jerking Off This Weekend", the chorus:

Everybodys jerking off this weekend
Everybody wants some cheap romance
Everybodys wanking on their meat friend
Everybodys coming in thier pants
You want a piece of my heart
Then baby don't ever fart
You want to be in the show
Down on your knees bitch and blow!

I should do a parody...

SuitcaseOfLizards · Post by **SuitcaseOfLizards** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 6:08 pm

Hovmod wrote:Are there any Chris deBurgh songs in this thread yet?

You mean, like (I believe it was) "Ship to Shore" or some such? "Don't Pay The Ferryman" was almost acceptable.

shamann · Post by **shamann** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 6:21 pm

cron wrote:This c**t wrote every song you've ever hated.

If you click the above, steel your ears and prepare to unleash the fury.

I've often wondered whether Diane Warren invented the power ballad, or she just one day decided that that pony was too good not to ride it ten years too long?

Glassback · Post by **Glassback** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 6:31 pm

shamann wrote:
Glassback wrote:Commie!
Burn him!

But then, it's just a step to the right.

Nazi!
Burn him!

HighEndWare · Post by **HighEndWare** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 7:00 pm

There is a norwegian called Jan Teigen. Expect you haven´t heard him, if you did....you´re probably scandinavian or somebody very familiar with the eurovision songcontest. Eurovision songcontest is a showcase of a many crappy tune.

GaryG · Post by **GaryG** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 8:02 pm

ross g wrote:
itsplayed wrote:....or this one, Hanson
MMMBop
great pop tune...

no one will agree on this ....

I'll back you up on this one, killer tune, sang with a passion/soul beyond his years.

"Hey Jude"

I just hate it, awkward phrasing, melody all over the place, football singalong chorus...

Hate it.

.g

Frippertronix · Post by **Frippertronix** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 12:46 am

One of my coworkers insists it's The Final Countdown by Europe.

I don't know. That one was alright, I guess. Man did those guys have some big hair, though.

Frippertronix · Post by **Frippertronix** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 12:49 am

Col.G wrote:This time of year I would have to say it's
WONDERFUL CHRISTMASTIME by Sir Paul.
As soon as I hear that crappy synth intro I want to run out of the store I am in. The synth in the beginning is almost like it is warning you that a crappy song is coming.
And I am a McCartney fan.
What was he thinking?

This brings up an interesting point. It seems like everyone has a Christmas song. Actually...

The Chase · Post by **The Chase** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 12:51 am

everybody in the club getting tipsy.

itsplayed · Post by **itsplayed** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 3:35 pm

GaryG wrote:
ross g wrote:
itsplayed wrote:....or this one, Hanson
MMMBop
great pop tune...

no one will agree on this ....
I'll back you up on this one, killer tune, sang with a passion/soul beyond his years.

"Hey Jude"

I just hate it, awkward phrasing, melody all over the place, football singalong chorus...

Hate it.

.g

Sung with passion and soul beyond his years? Sorta like Donny Osmond? Okay then, how about this one...Tiny Tim's....Tiptoe Through the Tulips
or Ricky Martin's....She Bangs or how about this masterpiece of disaster....Billy Ray Cyrus's....Achy Breaky Heart?

GaryG · Post by **GaryG** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 3:48 pm

nah, they're all shit.

Bluevox · Post by **Bluevox** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 7:28 am

Uh, anybody suggested "Shake Your Dicks" or however it's misspelled by that horrible troll PEACHES ?

ouroboros · Post by **ouroboros** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 7:44 am

Frippertronix wrote:One of my coworkers insists it's The Final Countdown by Europe.

I don't know. That one was alright, I guess. Man did those guys have some big hair, though.

I HAAATE THAT SONG!
We're heading to veeeeeeenusssssss
what a load of crap! no rational reason; just pure animosity.

"Magic Stick" is up there for me, too, along with Holla back girl.

Hs someone said creed? can I say creed?

Bluevox · Post by **Bluevox** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 7:54 am

Ouroboros just reminded me...the godawful cover of "It's My Life" by No Doubt. And ol' Gwen's solo efforts suck horribly, naturally.

Worst Songs Ever