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seabass069 · Post by **seabass069** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 7:49 am

This is a dumb question, but needed. Are their any free sounds out there that emulate a fart. It's for a gag at my work.

John Vulich · Post by **John Vulich** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 7:57 am

Guitarjeff · Post by **Guitarjeff** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 8:10 am

Go to fart.com

ew · Post by ew » Thu Dec 22, 2005 9:53 am

I have a Reason refill that I got somewhere a long time ago that's farting mapped across the keyboard- 61 different samples

Maybe some year I'll have to use it in something...

ew

olepro · Post by **olepro** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 10:36 am

Do one your self, it's much more fun and remember turn up the smell

olepro · Post by **olepro** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 10:38 am

I just tried to do one but it sounded shitty

bambooman · Post by **bambooman** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 11:04 am

hey, you`re lucky there is a taskbar-tool
called "winfart"
it is completely customizable,
so, it comes with fart and other noises..

here it is, have fun:
http://ftp.freenet.de./pub/filepilot/wi ... artzip.exe

speccyteccy · Post by **speccyteccy** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 8:59 pm

Didn't someone here post about recoring on their mobiles?

Never mind - probably another thread.

Well, recording farts on someone else's phone and setting it to be their ring

tone is a bit of a

Hink · Post by **Hink** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 9:00 pm

John Vulich wrote:

well I aint never using any of your mics

Muff Wiggler · Post by **Muff Wiggler** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 9:03 pm

Babya Fart Machine

http://www.winsite.com/bin/Info?19500000037504

(ok I don't think it's from Babya, but it's on winsite so it might as well be).

freeware.

annode · Post by **annode** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 9:37 pm

I have the original "Fart Machine"here.
The same sounds that are used in the "Babya" sounds above.
Tried the Babya,but the recording are not any good.
I`ll try to remember to record my machine`s sounds to .wav and post them here for you. : )

Dr.Wu · Post by **Dr.Wu** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 9:45 pm

go to the ITMS and type pull my finger in the search field.
You find lots of supershort previews that you can use as samples without actually buying any of them

JackDark · Post by **JackDark** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 11:18 pm

Sonofabitch, I had no idea fart sounds were in such high demand. I was screwin' around programming this, when I could of had a gold mine with VST flatulence. Damn that boat, and me always missing it.

Sickle · Post by **Sickle** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 11:23 pm

Tape a wireless mic to the inner thigh of a chick on the rag.

Hink · Post by **Hink** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 11:54 pm

Sickle wrote:Tape a wireless mic to the inner thigh of a chick on the rag.

blimey, thats bloody disgusting

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