Fart Sounds
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- KVRian
- 1282 posts since 10 Oct, 2002 from Barcelona
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- KVRAF
- 6179 posts since 29 Mar, 2003 from Location: Location
Here`s 5 fart .wavs zipped;
http://home.comcast.net/~newdabranck/music/Farts.zip
http://home.comcast.net/~newdabranck/music/Farts.zip
....................Don`t blame me for 'The Roots', I just live here. 
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- DC TC
- 2518 posts since 30 May, 2004
annode wrote:Here`s 5 fart .wavs zipped;
http://home.comcast.net/~newdabranck/music/Farts.zip
i'm in the crappiest of moods but this actually made me laugh outloud. you are hosting it; so does that mean they are genuine annode farts?
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- KVRAF
- 6179 posts since 29 Mar, 2003 from Location: Location
Haaaaaaaaa...hey tuz.
Nah...not mine.
I know I could muster a wetter group of farts on my own...but you know with the high price of gas now a days I had to settle with recording some from my remote controlled fart box.
Nah...not mine.
I know I could muster a wetter group of farts on my own...but you know with the high price of gas now a days I had to settle with recording some from my remote controlled fart box.
....................Don`t blame me for 'The Roots', I just live here.
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- KVRAF
- 6179 posts since 29 Mar, 2003 from Location: Location
Just had an idea 
Put my fart.wavs into your messenger sounds folder...and select your fave fart sound as the "buddy sign on" sound...this is most effective for you guys who share your messenger/pc with your wife of girlfriend!
For those with more time to waste...put these in your girls windows sounds folder when she`s not looking.(you`ll have to rename the fart .wavs to the name of one of the standard window sound.wav names and then paste it in that folder...overwriting the window .wav sound.(be sure to make a copy of the window .wavs your overwriting so when she figures it out,you`ll be able to put it right again)
Put my fart.wavs into your messenger sounds folder...and select your fave fart sound as the "buddy sign on" sound...this is most effective for you guys who share your messenger/pc with your wife of girlfriend!
For those with more time to waste...put these in your girls windows sounds folder when she`s not looking.(you`ll have to rename the fart .wavs to the name of one of the standard window sound.wav names and then paste it in that folder...overwriting the window .wav sound.(be sure to make a copy of the window .wavs your overwriting so when she figures it out,you`ll be able to put it right again)
....................Don`t blame me for 'The Roots', I just live here.
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- KVRist
- 335 posts since 15 Mar, 2004
Hey I told you to make one about 8 months ago, it would have been a hell of a peice of vaporwareJackDark wrote:Sonofabitch, I had no idea fart sounds were in such high demand. I was screwin' around programming this, when I could of had a gold mine with VST flatulence. Damn that boat, and me always missing it.
By the ways should the sounds be recorded dry or wet
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- KVRian
- 581 posts since 8 Dec, 2004
Get hold of a copy of 'Sphincter' by Stock, Hausen and Walkman. Top dance tune made entirely from manipulated fart samples- one of the funniest intros ever...
Coffee please, black, no sugar.
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- KVRian
- 631 posts since 29 Feb, 2004
there is a CD by JBO, a german comedy metal band, which is entiteled "64 burps and farts in stereo" ...
you can get it here :
http://www.64-ruelpser-und-fuerze.de.vu/
you can get it here :
http://www.64-ruelpser-und-fuerze.de.vu/
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...Always stay in tune...!
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...Always stay in tune...!
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- KVRist
- 99 posts since 25 Apr, 2002
Hi
i have some nice fart samples from the famous beavis and butthead game *virtual stupidity* ( btw the only game i ever had )
i don't know if i am allowed to share them ... ?!
EagleEye
i have some nice fart samples from the famous beavis and butthead game *virtual stupidity* ( btw the only game i ever had
)i don't know if i am allowed to share them ... ?!
EagleEye
