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jplanet · Post by **jplanet** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 6:43 am

dover666 wrote:.... i work in a pron shop - gay blowjob jokes just aren't funny to me anymore....

How would selling prawns affect your taste for lewd humor?

John Vulich · Post by **John Vulich** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 6:55 am

Hink wrote:
John Vulich wrote:
diverdee wrote:
John Vulich wrote:Errr, I nice blow-job wouldn't hurt.
You offering john?
Damn that's mighty seasonal of you mate
Now why would I want to go and take your Mother's job away from her like that?

I didn't start it.

John Vulich · Post by **John Vulich** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 6:57 am

dover666 wrote:didn't see that.... i work in a pron shop - gay blowjob jokes just aren't funny to me anymore....

But you loved them "back in the day" didn't you?

foosnark · Post by **foosnark** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 7:24 am

This is my second week off work this year without having any particular obligations and planned to use it for music.

First time I used it to finish the last 3/4 of an album. This time around I'm finishing up day 6 of 11 and I've done one track

cptgone · Post by **cptgone** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 8:16 am

diverdee wrote:
John Vulich wrote:
jplanet wrote:I've got a week off of work, with nothing to do but hang out with my DAW recording music, dozens of song ideas, in good health, a nice fat bong, and a brand new coffee maker that I got for Christmas.

Does it get any better than this?
Errr, I nice blow-job wouldn't hurt.
You offering john?
Damn that's mighty seasonal of you mate

Cease seasoning! It's xxxmas!

stefancrs · Post by **stefancrs** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 8:57 am

dover666 wrote:didn't see that.... i work in a pron shop - gay blowjob jokes just aren't funny to me anymore....

Seriously, I first read it as "gay blowjobs just aren't as funny to me anymore". On the third read I got it right. I think.

BONES · Post by **BONES** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 1:06 pm

dover666 wrote:I'm so jealous... what i could get done with a week off... all i got done in one day off was release 2 synths, 6 songs and a web page.... hemmmm..... with five or more.... heheh.....

I just looked at your site. Surely that didn't take the whole day, did it?

diverdee · Post by **diverdee** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 2:24 pm

John Vulich wrote:
diverdee wrote:
John Vulich wrote:Errr, I nice blow-job wouldn't hurt.
You offering john?
Damn that's mighty seasonal of you mate
Now why would I want to go and take your Mother's job away from her like that?

She don't give me spending money anymore - so feel free fellah, anyways she's retired - the false teeth & gums were bad for business

peejunk · Post by **peejunk** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 4:33 pm

John Vulich wrote:
Hink wrote:
John Vulich wrote:
diverdee wrote:
John Vulich wrote:Errr, I nice blow-job wouldn't hurt.
You offering john?
Damn that's mighty seasonal of you mate
Now why would I want to go and take your Mother's job away from her like that?

I didn't start it.

But it still shows you have no sense of humor... or manners (or you'd backfire at HIM)

dover666 · Post by **dover666** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 5:06 pm

BONES wrote:
dover666 wrote:I'm so jealous... what i could get done with a week off... all i got done in one day off was release 2 synths, 6 songs and a web page.... hemmmm..... with five or more.... heheh.....
I just looked at your site. Surely that didn't take the whole day, did it?

god no.... like fifteen minutes i could spare - to add the text and links etc... maybe half an hour figuring out where to put it.... jesus - i'm not retarded...

arke · Post by **arke** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 5:13 pm

dover666 wrote:jesus - i'm not retarded...

BONES will think otherwise, no matter what you say

androidlove · Post by **androidlove** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 5:49 pm

arke wrote:
dover666 wrote:jesus - i'm not retarded...
BONES will think otherwise, no matter what you say

yes, and so will jesus

dover666 · Post by **dover666** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 5:57 pm

I've been hearing some sentiment to that effect other threads as well.... some of the posts were quite amusing... most of the day was spent building some crazy exp. synth/effect stuff, only to have it crash- damn bug.

.jon · Post by **.jon** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 6:09 pm

In this case I believe jesus

your site has more issues than I do.

I've got a week off of work, with nothing to do but hang out with my DAW recording music, dozens of song ideas, in good health, a nice fat bong, and a brand new coffee maker that I got for Christmas.

jplanet, that sounds cool. I'm in the same situ except in the lovely place of the bong is a bag full of sparkling edge documentaries I need to review... and I'm "permanently" off 9-5 work

opia · Post by **opia** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 6:16 pm

Ha...Every KVRer's Dream

you are so far off base

where are the dancing midgets and champagne fountains?