KVR Audio

Stupid American Pig · Post by **Stupid American Pig** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 1:45 am

BTW Im only being a twat.

Ildon · Post by **Ildon** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 1:46 am

Oh. Well... kudos for good bullshitting.

ouroboros · Post by **ouroboros** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 2:48 am

IGNITION.

The Chase · Post by **The Chase** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 2:59 am

I heard that after a while FL Studio will drink with you as a friend, and then get you a little too intoxicated to the point of bringing you to its apartment where it will suck you off in order to obtain your soul.

The Chase · Post by **The Chase** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 3:00 am

I.E., no it doesnt change the sound at all. It support's high quality mode during rendering, but doesnt change the sound in any alien way.

tony tony chopper · Post by **tony tony chopper** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 3:03 am

It's true. For FL6 we hired a shaman. While it's a little disturbing to have him agitating stuff, dancing & praying behind us in a smoky environment, the results are there: our VSTi code is now healing the plugins audio output.

It doesn't work with some VSTi's, though. We suspect it's because the makers hired their own shaman to counter our audio healing.

Ebenezer Squeezer · Post by **Ebenezer Squeezer** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 3:41 am

I'm a freelance shaman and can help with the problems you're having with these other VSTi's. I studied at the very prestigious Esoteric School of Shamanism and Magic and graduated with honors. For a very reasonable fee I can guarantee you will never have a problem with a VSTi again. I can also provide hexes, curses and spells to deal with unruly customers, business competitors and any ASIO problems. All my work is performed in a 100% smoke free environment.

Cabinfever · Post by **Cabinfever** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 3:54 am

What the hell was wrong with the witchdoctor in FL5 ? Why change to the shaman ?

2ndStringer · Post by **2ndStringer** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 3:56 am

This "shaman" thing sounds like smooth scrolling. Is there an option to turn it off?

ulozilla · Post by **ulozilla** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 4:04 am

Ebenezer Squeezer wrote:I'm a freelance shaman and can help with the problems you're having with these other VSTi's. I studied at the very prestigious Esoteric School of Shamanism and Magic and graduated with honors. For a very reasonable fee I can guarantee you will never have a problem with a VSTi again. I can also provide hexes, curses and spells to deal with unruly customers, business competitors and any ASIO problems. All my work is performed in a 100% smoke free environment.

try using sonar and superwave , and select the "Jump Van Halen" preset, and then do it on Fl studio..

ouroboros · Post by **ouroboros** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 4:15 am

Houston, We have lift off...

2ndStringer · Post by **2ndStringer** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 4:19 am

Native Fruity plugs have auto-shamanizing, but with other plugs you have to burn incense.

Is it true that in Fl Studio, the ones and zeros are in a custom font, and that's why it sounds better?

mbell · Post by **mbell** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 4:27 am

2ndStringer wrote:smooth scrolling. Is there an option to turn it off?

Yes. In the general settings of the latest version.

Cabinfever · Post by **Cabinfever** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 7:47 am

I am afflicted by a bald spot

Fl studio......