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egbert · Post by **egbert** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 2:48 am

OMU wrote:Plug-ins or hosts?
I think there is some hardware involved also.
The first one is my favourite also.

So what - on a scale of one to ten - you'd give her one?

TotcProductions · Post by **TotcProductions** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 3:24 am

christ.....they are pretty rough lookin aren't they. That's the best they could come up with?

Mr. Tunes · Post by **Mr. Tunes** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 3:28 am

I've said this before but last year's namm someone told me that a lot of guitar companies grab hookers/strippers and turn them into booth babes

TotcProductions · Post by **TotcProductions** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 3:31 am

Mr. Tunes wrote:I've said this before but last year's namm someone told me that a lot of guitar companies grab hookers/strippers and turn them into booth babes

At least they're keeping those chicks off the poles man.

pavvel · Post by **pavvel** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 3:32 am

m.i.n.g.e.r.s!!!!

Mr. Tunes · Post by **Mr. Tunes** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 3:48 am

TotcProductions wrote:
Mr. Tunes wrote:I've said this before but last year's namm someone told me that a lot of guitar companies grab hookers/strippers and turn them into booth babes
At least they're keeping those chicks off the poles man.

hey funny how the article below it on Sonic State is titled "namm gives me wood"

http://www.sonicstate.com/news/shownews.cfm?newsid=2590

The Chase · Post by **The Chase** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 3:49 am

TotcProductions wrote:christ.....they are pretty rough lookin aren't they. That's the best they could come up with?

I see what youre saying. I wouldnt deem any of them nessesarily ugly but not many of them should have an occupation depending on hotness.

ross g · Post by **ross g** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 7:21 am

i was asked to post the missing captions for the photos by high ranking NAMM PR people:

1. this happy gal is Miss Mellonie Twince, 1st runner up in the Ultimate Air Mouth-Organ Competion...the winner, Tina Tuleshiener, was last seen leaving with one of the judges... as runner up, Miss Twince shall step in for Miss Tuleshiener if/when she is unable to perform her duties...or for client parties...

2. here we see world famous DJ Cho-Kyon Wang, who is still recovering from a tragic accident while trying to stuff too many 12 inches into her crate...she has recently been mastering the art of Digital Manipulation...look out for her new single "Happy Ending" slated to drop next week, her "press release" promises "a deep, sensual, relaxing experience guaranteed to leave you satisfied (and she doesn't ignore the balls either!)"

3. not sure who these two cuties are, but our security camera caught the one gal trying to stuff her purse with Fernandes Guitars Souvenier "Chipolte Salsa & Ahi-Tuna Flavoured Dental Dams" while her gal-pal stood lookout...they were released after a stern warning, playful spankings, and photo session (viewers must provide credit card information to access those pages)

4. no visit to NAMM is complete without checking out the babes at the Dean Guitar booth...here we caught a frustrated Ling-Ling trying to explain yet another "blond joke" to Amber...a sobbing Amber was finally calmed down when a 72 year old German synth designer offered to buy her a car and pay her rent...

5. finally, here's a rare photo of legendary american punk rock engineer Spot...we snapped this photo as Spot's mother was about to punish him for peeing on the carpet with a rap on the nose using a rolled up Schecter Guitar brochure...BAD SPOT! YOU JUST WENT WALKIES! NO MORE TREATS FOR YOU!

The Chase · Post by **The Chase** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 7:39 am

ross g wrote:2. here we see world famous DJ Cho-Kyon Wang, who is still recovering from a tragic accident while trying to stuff too many 12 inches into her crate

NAMM Booth Babes