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shamann · Post by **shamann** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 8:22 pm

Version 1 of Audiomulch is coming soon (like in the next few days soon), so if anyone was sitting on the fence, today may be your last chance to get it at the beta price ($50, going up to $89).

[edit] v1 released and the price is now $89.

Sickle · Post by **Sickle** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 8:35 pm

pimp.

Borogove · Post by **Borogove** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 8:59 pm

Audiomulch as a hooker? We need to do a "If VST hosts were women..." thread.

If Audiomulch were a woman she'd dress like a 1950s housewife, seem very prim and proper, and do absolutely freaky things with you behind closed doors.

I'm now strongly considering deleting this post before this thread goes somewhere very very bad.

jens · Post by **jens** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 9:01 pm

Borogove wrote:Audiomulch as a hooker? We need to do a "If VST hosts were women..." thread.

If Audiomulch were a woman she'd dress like a 1950s housewife, seem very prim and proper, and do absolutely freaky things with you behind closed doors.

I'm now strongly considering deleting this post before this thread goes somewhere very very bad.

shamann · Post by **shamann** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 9:02 pm

Sickle wrote:pimp.

Sickle · Post by **Sickle** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 9:04 pm

shamann wrote:
Sickle wrote:pimp.

I just banged her.

Quickest $50 I ever spent gettin' laid.

aMUSEd · Post by **aMUSEd** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 9:07 pm

I had her first

shamann · Post by **shamann** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 9:08 pm

My work here is done.

aMUSEd · Post by **aMUSEd** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 9:13 pm

This could get sticky

Sickle · Post by **Sickle** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 9:23 pm

I used protection, I just need a good wiping down..

Borogove · Post by **Borogove** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 9:28 pm

Borogove wrote:If Audiomulch were a woman she'd dress like a 1950s housewife, seem very prim and proper, and do absolutely freaky things with you behind closed doors.

She'd be all "Well, golly, you know, I've never sequenced before. I was brought up to believe nice girls don't do that." Then in private she'd granulate you till you couldn't walk straight.

kode_poet · Post by **kode_poet** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 9:30 pm

Yeah, the protection thing is very true...make sure you use protection, or you could catch a virus

Muff Wiggler · Post by **Muff Wiggler** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 9:32 pm

it's one of those things i keep thinking i should get

then thinking i don't really need

pHz · Post by **pHz** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 10:40 pm

i used to get her for free ... but shed only agree to that every 3 months or so ...

... since i paid her though ... i get it ALL the time ...

slainte

rob

Borogove · Post by **Borogove** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 3:12 am

pHz wrote:i used to get her for free ... but shed only agree to that every 3 months or so ...

... since i paid her though ... i get it ALL the time ...

I thought she only *turned you down* every three months...

Audiomulch v1