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TotcProductions · Post by **TotcProductions** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 6:14 pm

http://www.harmony-central.com/Newp/200 ... g-Ins.html

Great...now every dumb f**k on the planet with a Pro-Tools set up is gonna be sending this idiot money.

Die Roger, Die!

aMUSEd · Post by **aMUSEd** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 6:19 pm

Roger Nichols has been designing DSP software for his personal use since 1981. These powerful devices have been used to great effect on countless albums and mastering projects with such artists as Steely Dan, Al DiMeola and Bela Fleck. "It is now time to make these plug-ins available to the ever-expanding universe of DAW-based mixing and mastering," Nichols confides. "RND is fully committed to plug-in development."

Talk about sleight-of-hand advertising - he pretty much implies he designed these which is a lie.

cptgone · Post by **cptgone** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 6:20 pm

but he offers "pro-user prices"!

TotcProductions · Post by **TotcProductions** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 6:22 pm

cptgone wrote:but he offers "pro-user prices"!

How 'bout "Funcionaly-Retarded-user Prices".

dgkenney · Post by **dgkenney** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 6:24 pm

TotcProductions wrote: Great...now every dumb f**k on the planet with a Pro-Tools set up is gonna be sending this idiot money.

Not every one of them. Certainly not the ones who frequent k-V-r.

Dan

cptgone · Post by **cptgone** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 6:24 pm

cptgone is now available for amateurs and pro's alike!
- wiggle wiggle: €50 (amateur price) /€350 (pro users)
- hump hump: €75 (amateur price) /€500 (pro users)
- slurpy yumness: €100 (amateur price) /€700 (pro users)

Assi · Post by **Assi** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 6:24 pm

Man!

Those Covers look really stupid! Especially the "Dynam-Izer" ones with that bombs dropping. "You're Tracks will never know what hit'em!"

It's one thing to raise prices so people can say:" Whoa! These are expensive so they must be good!" But it's another to ruin it all with stupid covers and names again. Looks like George Bush is part of that company ( Sorry for being a little political here. Please ignore me and don't'feel offended in any case!)

Manc Chris · Post by **Manc Chris** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 6:39 pm

The man is the Arthur Daly of the plug-in world.

.. and his idea of adding 'IZER ' on the end of everything makes it look like (ahem) 'his', plugs are aimed at kids. With money.

aMUSEd · Post by **aMUSEd** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 6:47 pm

Manc Chris wrote: The man is the Arthur Daly of the plug-in world.

How dare you say that! Don't you know this "genius" has worked with the "crème de la crème of the world's most successful artists" and managed to pick up "seven Grammy Awards in the process". So ee ain't no bloody geezer mush! ee got those awards legit rite! - not off the back of an ows y' father nod nod wink wink garn!!

xylyx · Post by **xylyx** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 6:53 pm

I love the way he has trademarked the names of the plugins...as if someone is likely to steal them

TotcProductions · Post by **TotcProductions** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 7:01 pm

xylyx wrote:...as if someone is likely to steal them

dr. orange · Post by **dr. orange** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 7:07 pm

xylyx wrote:I love the way he has trademarked the names of the plugins...as if someone is likely to steal them

hahahaha

DevilishHabib · Post by **DevilishHabib** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 7:51 pm

So propably this is the guy who invented the machine that do the ping in Monthy Python's Meaning of Life and then he named it Pingenizer

The Chase · Post by **The Chase** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 8:08 pm

Wow. He actually called himself a genius. That's seriously f**king amazing.

invitia · Post by **invitia** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 8:33 am

What's next?

Rectalizer

Royally Screw-u-izer

Ur-a-dumbwit-izer

Crush-ur-balls-izer

What a joke, this will not bring him many dollars in income, the project's dead before it even took off.

Here we go...Let the reign of terror begin...