Here we go...Let the reign of terror begin...

[TotcProductions]

This must be an elaborate joke, like Babya. That press release.. I'm saving it for future generations: "This is how I tried to assfuck the PTHD userbase" - Roger Nichols

[grymmjack]

... and the download of INSPECTOR is 77 mb!?
What is implemented in that package? Games, pictures from his holiday...?

i bet you he bloated the downloads of all the products to include time-locked demos fo the other products.

[beej]

Nope, I downloaded it and looked. I still can't work out why his version is 77megs and the EA download was 18 megs.

Maybe it's the iLok stuff...

[producer2k]

A few years back at the AES show in LA, I spotted RN and his entourage of Fanboys as he flitted about the booths. I told my wife, "Hey there's Roger Nicholls, Let's Go see what he's up to..." We followed him over to the Yamaha booth, where he took over the show and held a rapt audience in awe as he spoke about the Amazing quality of the digital boards and how he especially recommended the EQs in them. I thought that was odd because RN cut most of his legacy on SSL boards etc... Oh well. We moved on. Later in the afternoon, We spotted our man RN holding yet another impromptu endorsement lecture of the Alesis Masterlink and how he owns one and so forth... I thought that here was a man who had access to every manner of mastering equipment possible, why would he be messing around with a Masterlink when he can just dump his stuff on the NAS server at WB or the Former A&M... oh well...
Still later, we spotted The Great One and Entourage at Ted Fletcher's Joe Meek booth. Roger and Ted exchanged howdy-doos, and Roger paused to look over the green boxes in the rack and made a nice comment about the SC2 then moved on. Ted looked annoyed as RN left his area and then turned his attention to me and My wife and smiled. Honestly, for a moment, I could swear I thought Ted murmured "wanker" under his breath...

[TotcProductions]

A few years back at the AES show in LA, I spotted RN and his entourage of Fanboys as he flitted about the booths. I told my wife, "Hey there's Roger Nicholls, Let's Go see what he's up to..." We followed him over to the Yamaha booth, where he took over the show and held a rapt audience in awe as he spoke about the Amazing quality of the digital boards and how he especially recommended the EQs in them. I thought that was odd because RN cut most of his legacy on SSL boards etc... Oh well. We moved on. Later in the afternoon, We spotted our man RN holding yet another impromptu endorsement lecture of the Alesis Masterlink and how he owns one and so forth... I thought that here was a man who had access to every manner of mastering equipment possible, why would he be messing around with a Masterlink when he can just dump his stuff on the NAS server at WB or the Former A&M... oh well...
Still later, we spotted The Great One and Entourage at Ted Fletcher's Joe Meek booth. Roger and Ted exchanged howdy-doos, and Roger paused to look over the green boxes in the rack and made a nice comment about the SC2 then moved on. Ted looked annoyed as RN left his area and then turned his attention to me and My wife and smiled. Honestly, for a moment, I could swear I thought Ted murmured "wanker" under his breath...

Excellent Story

[SuitcaseOfLizards]

I looked for a couple of plugins I heard he was making and I couldn't find them! Do you know if he's still working on these?

Sodom-izer
Womble-izer
Crapa-lizer

I need these for my tunes..

[Manc Chris]

Apparently he didn't use his first choice of plug names ...

"This will make your song so much better - izer"

"A lot of money but you can afford it - izer"

and the real star of the package ...

"Emperor's new clothes - izer"

[Meffy]

I really dig the organic sound (but not smell!) of Fertil-izer. Adds nutrients to those dirty guitar and Hammond tracks.

[orangesuite]

i think that the source of this problem is that when he was testing one of his own, obviously outstanding plugins he (ha!) accidentally compiled the Victor-Kyam-izer instead which leads us to this mess!

[beej]

"I was so amaze-erized with these plugins I bought the company!"
- Rodge The Dodgerizer McNichnolls

[Shane Sanders]

The Plug-in Prayer

Dear Plug-in, There is a Plugalizer-shaped hole that can only be filled by you.
How I long for the street cred of your partials and parcels as they fall on me data-laden ears.
My fish longs for the gimble-lock of your immaculate grid. Fish. Fish. Fish.

Amen

[grymmjack]

The Plug-in Prayer

Dear Plug-in, There is a Plugalizer-shaped hole that can only be filled by you.
How I long for the street cred of your partials and parcels as they fall on me data-laden ears.
My fish longs for the gimble-lock of your immaculate grid. Fish. Fish. Fish.

Amen

that's a cute prayer. the plugalizer-shaped hole sounds like a nice place to visit but i wouldnt' want to live there.

[Reverse Engineer]

acclimatizer
aggrandizer
allegorizer
alphabetizer
anthologizer
apologizer
appetizer
apprizer
atomizer
authorizer
baptizer
bowdlerizer
catechizer
centralizer
civilizer
cognizer
colonizer
complementizer
conceptualizer
criticizer
crystallizer
customizer
decarbonizer
decolorizer
deionizer
demagnetizer
demineralizer
democratizer
demoralizer
demythologizer
deodorizer
deoxidizer
depolarizer
desensitizer
digitizer
dogmatizer
economizer
editorializer
energizer
epigrammatizer
equalizer
etherizer
eulogizer
euphemizer
extemporizer
fantasizer
fertilizer
fluidizer
formalizer
formularizer
fraternizer
frizer
galvanizer
generalizer
glamorizer
gormandizer
gyrostabilizer
harmonizer
homogenizer
homologizer
humanizer
hybridizer
idealizer
idolizer
immobilizer
immortalizer
intellectualizer
iodizer
ionizer
itemizer
journalizer
legalizer
legitimizer
liberalizer
lionizer
lyophilizer
magnetizer
materializer
maximizer
mechanizer
melodizer
memorizer
mesmerizer
mineralizer
minimizer
missionizer
modernizer
moisturizer
monopolizer
moralizer
mythicizer
mythologizer
nationalizer
nebulizer
neutralizer
normalizer
optimizer
organizer
oxidizer
ozonizer
paganizer
palletizer
pasteurizer
pelletizer
peptizer
philosophizer
photosensitizer
plagiarizer
plasticizer
poetizer
polarizer
pollenizer
pollinizer
popularizer
pressurizer
prizer
propagandizer
proselytizer
pulverizer
quantizer
randomizer
rationalizer
realizer
recognizer
reorganizer
revolutionizer
scrutinizer
secularizer
seizer
sensitizer
sermonizer
sizer
skeletonizer
socializer
soliloquizer
stabilizer
sterilizer
stylizer
subsidizer
summarizer
symbolizer
sympathizer
synchronizer
synthesizer
systematizer
tantalizer
temporizer
tenderizer
theologizer
theorizer
totalizer
tranquilizer
tranquillizer
tyrannizer
unitizer
utilizer
vaporizer
verbalizer
victimizer
visualizer
vocalizer
vulcanizer
vulgarizer
womanizer

[Shane Sanders]

pasteurizer

Where is Ian B when you need him?

[nuffink]