A fun conversation between two two sheriffs regarding a man seen in the middle of the road at night next to some roadkill…
Officer 1: "Did they say he was trying to cut it off?"
Officer 2: "Yes."
Officer 1: "What was he going to do with it, attach it to his antenna?"
Officer 2: "No, the RP said the man claimed he was going to make a hat."
Officer 1: "Oh, I see."
Ah, life in the country…



