July Contest: GOSSIP

[Scoops]

I finally got a chance to relax and listen to page 3.
This month is really good!

Scoops, your track is EXACTLY what you intended it to be, Chick/Satriani/Disco.
I am hesitant to shortlist it cause you were really rude to me last month with all your chicken smack.

But i'll let it slide......this time.

Chicken smack?
Do I.......
a) snort it?
b) Ingest it
or
c) smoke it?

-S

[S.HUSH]

Ask me if i care! You can stick it up your ass for starters.

[Scoops]

Ask me if i care! You can stick it up your ass for starters.

I didnt know that chicken smack came in the suppository form.

-S

[S.HUSH]

Ask me if i care! You can stick it up your ass for starters.

I didnt know that chicken smack came in the suppository form.

-S

I'm surprised. I would figure your kind WOULD know.

[Scoops]

Ask me if i care! You can stick it up your ass for starters.

I didnt know that chicken smack came in the suppository form.

-S

I'm surprised. I would figure your kind WOULD know.

Hey bud,

It's not my fault your the IV type

-S

[xander]

Ya know, it's days like this ya just wanna take yer medium-sized domesticated farm aminal, yer blow torch, a two-gallon can of battery acid, a 12HP pneumatic impact wrench with various sharp attachments, yer body-piercing kit, an 8x10 colour painting of Elvis on black velvet, yer chainsaw and... well... you know what I mean...

[S.HUSH]

@Scoops Yes, I do like to Inject Vaginas with my special "syringe".

















.....and if anyone gets offended by this comment, you can just not vote for me.

[S.HUSH]

Ya know, it's days like this ya just wanna take yer medium-sized domesticated farm aminal, yer blow torch, a two-gallon can of battery acid, a 12HP pneumatic impact wrench with various sharp attachments, yer body-piercing kit, an 8x10 colour painting of Elvis on black velvet, yer chainsaw and... well... you know what I mean...

Oh yeah... I TOOOOOTALLY know what you mean......

[Beardedone]

Yes, that Jeff guy plays a mean guitar; I have heard worse...

Let's make him the house-guitarist !

Like Duh! Jeff can play rings around any of us hacks.

[S.HUSH]

Yes, that Jeff guy plays a mean guitar; I have heard worse...

Let's make him the house-guitarist !

Like Duh! Jeff can play rings around any of us hacks.

Oh yeah??? I CHALLENGE GUITARJEFF!!!!!

Man to man.....

mano a mano



I WILL SHOW WHO'S BOSS AROUND HERE!!!!!!!!


Let's see if Jeff is up to the challenge!!

[S.HUSH]

HA!!!!!


See that!!!!????




NO RESPONSE FROM JEFF!!!!!


COWARD!!!!!




....oh well.....i guess that mekes me champion

[Barnadine]

You Nut... er... yeah Nutters

It's 100 quid at the door and you get one free beer... There's no loo and the only thing they serve is Fosters -- no VB, Redback, XXXX or Coopers. And the bartender? Her name is Big Red...

100 quid, fair enough, but Fosters?

No one deserves Fosters.

[xander]

I'll rephrase this by adding -- what do they call the thing that one gives to tourists only, but the real locals would never actually touch the stuff??

[Scoops]

HA!!!!!


See that!!!!????




NO RESPONSE FROM JEFF!!!!!


COWARD!!!!!




....oh well.....i guess that mekes me champion

Oh yeah.....

Well i porpose a contest
I'll post the Jeff-lees version of my tune, and we'll let the masses decide

-S

[S.HUSH]

Oh yeah.....

Well i porpose a contest
I'll post the Jeff-lees version of my tune, and we'll let the masses decide

-S

It's too late, Jeff never accpeted my challenge. I am the undisputed guitar god of this here KVR sector.